What have you heard when people talk in their sleep?

[petrol_penelope]

This was one of my own experiences.

about 2-3yrs ago my dad used to give me a shout before worl to make sure i was up, anyway i must have not answered him becasue i din't hear him so he came upsatirs in my roonm, i heard the door click open but wasn't to sure what it was as i was semi conscious nad remeber my dad saying to me it was time to get up, of which my responce was " Ok cheers dad i'll be there in a mo im just in the shower", But the thing is I WASN@T in the shower i was in bed wrapped up in my quilt and away from the faries

[V8mate]

petrol_penelope said:

This was one of my own experiences.

about 2-3yrs ago my dad used to give me a shout before worl to make sure i was up, anyway i must have not answered him becasue i din't hear him so he came upsatirs in my roonm, i heard the door click open but wasn't to sure what it was as i was semi conscious nad remeber my dad saying to me it was time to get up, of which my responce was " Ok cheers dad i'll be there in a mo im just in the shower", But the thing is I WASN@T in the shower i was in bed wrapped up in my quilt and away from the faries

So you didn't hear that at all.
Maybe your Dad made it up.

[phil1979]

I was heard once to say (by the GF) in my sleep:

"I'm gonna put my cock in your gob".

It still makes me laugh, as I rarely use the words 'cock' or 'gob'!

[petrol_penelope]

V8mate said:

petrol_penelope said:

This was one of my own experiences.

about 2-3yrs ago my dad used to give me a shout before worl to make sure i was up, anyway i must have not answered him becasue i din't hear him so he came upsatirs in my roonm, i heard the door click open but wasn't to sure what it was as i was semi conscious nad remeber my dad saying to me it was time to get up, of which my responce was " Ok cheers dad i'll be there in a mo im just in the shower", But the thing is I WASN@T in the shower i was in bed wrapped up in my quilt and away from the faries

So you didn't hear that at all.
Maybe your Dad made it up.

I vaigly remember talking to him but don't know what i said.

[petrol_penelope]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Bedford My chucky egg he's my popsicle.

[V8mate]

phil1979 said:

I was heard once to say (by the GF) in my sleep:

"I'm gonna put my cock in your gob".

It still makes me laugh, as I rarely use the words 'cock' or 'gob'!

And you ended the sentence with the name 'Dave' too, which was, IIRC, what caused the 'problems'.

[V8mate]

petrol_penelope said:

V8mate said:

petrol_penelope said:

This was one of my own experiences.

about 2-3yrs ago my dad used to give me a shout before worl to make sure i was up, anyway i must have not answered him becasue i din't hear him so he came upsatirs in my roonm, i heard the door click open but wasn't to sure what it was as i was semi conscious nad remeber my dad saying to me it was time to get up, of which my responce was " Ok cheers dad i'll be there in a mo im just in the shower", But the thing is I WASN@T in the shower i was in bed wrapped up in my quilt and away from the faries

So you didn't hear that at all.
Maybe your Dad made it up.

I vaigly remember talking to him but don't know what i said.

If you thought you were in the shower, was the duvet wet when you finally woke up?

[phil1979]

V8mate said:

phil1979 said:

I was heard once to say (by the GF) in my sleep:

"I'm gonna put my cock in your gob".

It still makes me laugh, as I rarely use the words 'cock' or 'gob'!

And you ended the sentence with the name 'Dave' too, which was, IIRC, what caused the 'problems'.

Dammit.

[VladD]

My younger brother used to do football commentary in his sleep.

[petrol_penelope]

V8mate said:

petrol_penelope said:

V8mate said:

petrol_penelope said:

This was one of my own experiences.

about 2-3yrs ago my dad used to give me a shout before worl to make sure i was up, anyway i must have not answered him becasue i din't hear him so he came upsatirs in my roonm, i heard the door click open but wasn't to sure what it was as i was semi conscious nad remeber my dad saying to me it was time to get up, of which my responce was " Ok cheers dad i'll be there in a mo im just in the shower", But the thing is I WASN@T in the shower i was in bed wrapped up in my quilt and away from the faries

So you didn't hear that at all.
Maybe your Dad made it up.

I vaigly remember talking to him but don't know what i said.

If you thought you were in the shower, was the duvet wet when you finally woke up?

EWW no it wasn't wet

[petrol_penelope]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Bedford he is my daddy and i do not wish to have those kind or images/ quotes put in my head. THANK YOU

[V8mate]

petrol_penelope said:

V8mate said:

petrol_penelope said:

V8mate said:

petrol_penelope said:

This was one of my own experiences.

about 2-3yrs ago my dad used to give me a shout before worl to make sure i was up, anyway i must have not answered him becasue i din't hear him so he came upsatirs in my roonm, i heard the door click open but wasn't to sure what it was as i was semi conscious nad remeber my dad saying to me it was time to get up, of which my responce was " Ok cheers dad i'll be there in a mo im just in the shower", But the thing is I WASN@T in the shower i was in bed wrapped up in my quilt and away from the faries

So you didn't hear that at all.
Maybe your Dad made it up.

I vaigly remember talking to him but don't know what i said.

If you thought you were in the shower, was the duvet wet when you finally woke up?

EWW no it wasn't wet

Yeah, yeah. It's a truth widely known that all girls pee in the shower.

[metro lover]

Last night i accidentally read a text on my mates mobile, which he'd left at mine' off his ex saying she was pregnant with his child (he still doesn't know, had to delete the message so he didn't kill me). Then in bed with my girlfriend she muttered in her sleep "i think i'm pregnant" What a fking day

[tricky69]

slept with this girl once who had night terrors... was screaming in her sleep for about 5 seconds... fuking hell it was the worst way to wake up

normally i am used to girls making load noises in bed hehe

[okgo]

phil1979 said:

I was heard once to say (by the GF) in my sleep:

"I'm gonna put my cock in your gob".

It still makes me laugh, as I rarely use the words 'cock' or 'gob'!

[V8mate]

tricky69 said:

normally i am used to girls making load noises in bed hehe

Struggling to remove the gag?

[Ment-Al]

tricky69 said:

slept with this girl once who had night terrors... was screaming in her sleep for about 5 seconds... fuking hell it was the worst way to wake up

normally i am not used to girls making load noises in bed hehe

Mate, wasn't a night terror, it was an excuse, you genuinely terrified her.

[tricky69]

V8mate said:

tricky69 said:

normally i am used to girls making load noises in bed hehe

Struggling to remove the gag?

Oh for sure.... don't they all ?

[King Herald]

petrol_penelope said:

This was one of my own experiences.

about 2-3yrs ago my dad used to give me a shout before worl to make sure i was up, anyway i must have not answered him becasue i din't hear him so he came upsatirs in my roonm, i heard the door click open but wasn't to sure what it was as i was semi conscious nad remeber my dad saying to me it was time to get up, of which my responce was " Ok cheers dad i'll be there in a mo im just in the shower", But the thing is I WASN@T in the shower i was in bed wrapped up in my quilt and away from the faries

Why am I getting a semi, visualising you first in the shower and then all warm and snuggly and nekked in bed?








ETA: You are a girl aren't you Penelope??

[Cara Van Man]

petrol_penelope said:

This was one of my own experiences.

about 2-3yrs ago my dad used to give me a shout before worl to make sure i was up, anyway i must have not answered him becasue i din't hear him so he came upsatirs in my roonm, i heard the door click open but wasn't to sure what it was as i was semi conscious nad remeber my dad saying to me it was time to get up, of which my responce was " Ok cheers dad i'll be there in a mo im just in the shower", But the thing is I WASN@T in the shower i was in bed wrapped up in my quilt and away from the faries

Are you sure it wasn't your english teacher trying to finger you on a school trip?

Oh no, silly me.