BAD KETCHUP
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jackal

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11,250 posts

305 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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anyone know where i can get some of that really acidic, tart tomato ketchup... you know the proletariat kind that they sell in wimpy and cheap burger vans

pretty sick of the noveau riche style Heinz affair ....

gtdc

4,259 posts

306 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Booker cash & carry - home of the Happy Shopper range.

mitzy

13,858 posts

220 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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ALDI?

wiffmaster

2,616 posts

221 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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I have searched many years for this exact thing, and the only thing I've found that comes close is the one they sell in Costco. Problem is it comes in a 5 litre container!

Petoz

116 posts

208 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Tesco value Ketchup? That is pretty rancid.

V8mate

45,899 posts

212 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Buy any ketchup and then dilute with spirit vinegar?

Neil_H

15,407 posts

274 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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^yes just add more vinegar to it.

Lordsmut

305 posts

225 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Daddies is quite sharp

jackal

Original Poster:

11,250 posts

305 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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I bought some branstons today but its not really what im looking for

metro lover

553 posts

210 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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jackal said:
I bought some branstons today but its not really what im looking for
lol

Digger.

16,144 posts

214 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Naughty Potato Chip!

V8mate

45,899 posts

212 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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thegavster said:
I also suspect it is so sharp because they water it down.
Is water 'sharp'?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

278 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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<-----That?

shirt

25,061 posts

224 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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any supermarket value range should do it.

don't touch the stuff but i have a similar affection for brown sauce [not hp], the cheaper the better!

andy-xr

13,204 posts

227 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Just stick some vinegar in the current stuff

Dogwatch

6,367 posts

245 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Why on earth would anyone want the really awful stuff? Bad enough having to put up with it at school years ago when there was no choice. OK, Heinz might not float everybody's boat but it doesn't leave a chemical aftertaste. yuck

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

253 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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You'll be needing one of these:


Fex2005

282 posts

226 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Lordsmut said:
Daddies is quite sharp
+1 lick

jackal

Original Poster:

11,250 posts

305 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Dogwatch said:
Why on earth would anyone want the really awful stuff? Bad enough having to put up with it at school years ago when there was no choice. OK, Heinz might not float everybody's boat but it doesn't leave a chemical aftertaste. yuck
its like posh curry... it just doesn't work imo

ketchup is the same, the more rancid it is the more alive you feel

stuttgartmetal

8,125 posts

239 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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hammonds chop sauce, oh yeah.