Neil Morrissey
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507bhp

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216 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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...is a tw@t. His foul mouth and huge ego are the main points to note from his little performance on Neil Morrissey's Risky Business. They have clearly pissed off the locals too.

Did anyone else see it? Oh, it hasn't finished yet!

Broccers

3,237 posts

282 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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Is it in the shops yet ?

SS HSV

9,646 posts

287 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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Yeah that's somewhat changed my opinion of him tbh. What a ballon-sized bell-end rolleyes

Steamer

14,183 posts

242 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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507bhp said:
...is a tw@t.
Just what I thought about 10 mins into his program tonight rolleyes

...He seems to live up quite nicely to the description one of his neighbors told me.

Graham E

13,018 posts

215 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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I love the professional way they called waitrose "tossers" becasue they said the beer was naff. Somehow, I presume that the waitrose buyers know what they are on about...

FourWheelDrift

92,293 posts

313 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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So not on the same level as Monty's Château?

507bhp

Original Poster:

7,192 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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Graham E said:
I love the professional way they called waitrose "tossers" becasue they said the beer was naff. Somehow, I presume that the waitrose buyers know what they are on about...
and then Fox said "as if you'd have got it anyway" when they'd showcased the ale to them.

Not a good show and not what I expected from the fairly likeable bloke from Men Behaving Badly!

Olf

11,978 posts

247 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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Graham E said:
I love the professional way they called waitrose "tossers" becasue they said the beer was naff. Somehow, I presume that the waitrose buyers know what they are on about...
That guy with the curly hair isn't that nice really is he?

Olf

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247 months

soxboy

7,573 posts

248 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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He seems to have done good job of pissing off the locals. The village is not a posh one, I can't see a price rise and attitude change in their local going down well. As someone said, it's now a restaurant with some beers.

Having said that, pub has got good reviews so may pop along for a nose as it's not too far away.

s3fella

10,524 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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I am just watching this and am astonished at their arrogance and crap attittude to their customers, both locals and the Corporate ones....!?

When he asked them about locals finding the prices to high and going elsewhere he said "good, you want cheap drinks go to a place that sells cheap drinks...!" what a tozzer!

£14 for main course. £2.8o for a pint, in Yorkshire.....WTF!

I hope they fail absolutely miserably with their idiotic bad attitude!

soxboy

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248 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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Olf said:
Do I have to go into Morrisons though?

ChrisRS

1,787 posts

246 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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s3fella said:
I am just watching this and am astonished at their arrogance and crap attittude to their customers, both locals and the Corporate ones....!?

When he asked them about locals finding the prices to high and going elsewhere he said "good, you want cheap drinks go to a place that sells cheap drinks...!" what a tozzer!

£14 for main course. £2.8o for a pint, in Yorkshire.....WTF!

I hope they fail absolutely miserably with their idiotic bad attitude!
Were not all poor up'north! I tend to agree with the line that you get what you pay for.

shoggoth1

816 posts

294 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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Aye, they're not coming across well. They wanted a traditional pub, got one, and then proceeded to change it into a wine bar. Like the free holder bloke stated 'see what the customs like in winter once the novelty has worn off'.

Olf

11,978 posts

247 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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soxboy said:
He seems to have done good job of pissing off the locals. The village is not a posh one, I can't see a price rise and attitude change in their local going down well. As someone said, it's now a restaurant with some beers.

Having said that, pub has got good reviews so may pop along for a nose as it's not too far away.
It's the old formula isn't it? We all know that beer alone won't keep a pub afloat these days (unless it's a very special pub read The Bell - Aldworth). So you have to do food, but the trick is cashflow and upsetting your locals (winter drinkers) isn't a smart move. Even if you do an off-air rebate loyalty type thing (buy five get one free) so you don't alienate 'incomers'.

Just don't piss off your locals. Even if they do smell of piss.

Fort Jefferson

8,237 posts

251 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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Neil Morrissey? Isn't he the bloke who played Rocky in Boon?

Olf

11,978 posts

247 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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soxboy said:
Olf said:
Do I have to go into Morrisons though?
Send some kids in for it in exchange for some tabs.

Olf

11,978 posts

247 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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Fort Jefferson said:
Neil Morrissey? Isn't he the bloke who played Rocky in Boon?
Nicely brought back to earth there.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

218 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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Not seen this weeks yet, but last week it showed the pub before these clowns got their hands on it & it looked a smashing pub - great atmosphere & cosy at the same time. Looks like a trendy wine bar now - awfulfrown

Why can't "slebs" ever understand the concept of "no". Eg, "With no experience of the pub trade, would opening a pub be a good idea?" or "Is this a good beer?".

And while I'm on one, if I hear the phrase "the mother-fker of beers" describing a beer which looks like piss one more time I will smash my tv infurious

s3fella

10,524 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th November 2008
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ChrisRS said:
s3fella said:
I am just watching this and am astonished at their arrogance and crap attittude to their customers, both locals and the Corporate ones....!?

When he asked them about locals finding the prices to high and going elsewhere he said "good, you want cheap drinks go to a place that sells cheap drinks...!" what a tozzer!

£14 for main course. £2.8o for a pint, in Yorkshire.....WTF!

I hope they fail absolutely miserably with their idiotic bad attitude!
Were not all poor up'north! I tend to agree with the line that you get what you pay for.
Well good on you....but for the record the same beer went up 60p a pint in three weeks! So if you get what you pay for, what were you getting before.....?