Lack of deposits

[Poledriver]

Jeremy Vine today at 12:00 on Radio2 . Discussing the lack of Sperm Doners.
What's up guys, is the credit crunch hitting the sperm banks too.
I thought that there were enough on here alone to keep them stocked!

[mybrainhurts]

Bah...thought this was going to be the constipation thread

[mybrainhurts]

PS...if anybody's not too busy, could you pop over and kill Jeremy Vine?

Much appreciated...

[xiphias]

Who the hell would want to deposit when there are stories going round of men being chased for CSA in later life?

[Mc Lovin]

mybrainhurts said:

PS...if anybody's not too busy, could you pop over and kill Jeremy Vine?

Much appreciated...

So its not just me who thinks he's a whiney chopper then?

[Poledriver]

xiphias said:

Who the hell would want to deposit when there are stories going round of men being chased for CSA in later life?

I think that's the basis for the article.

[MorrisCRX]

xiphias said:

Who the hell would want to deposit when there are stories going round of men being chased for CSA in later life?

+1

[gti-ted]

My mate just got the sack from our local sperm bank

Apparantley he was drinking all of the profit

[fido]

Darn, thought this was a another interesting mortgage thread.

[Sf_Manta]

Mc Lovin said:

mybrainhurts said:

PS...if anybody's not too busy, could you pop over and kill Jeremy Vine?

Much appreciated...

So its not just me who thinks he's a whiney chopper then?

Me.. My dad too, he absolutely HATES Vine the whiner

[wargriff]

It the same as the banks, easy cum, easy go...

[Poledriver]

fido said:

Darn, thought this was a another interesting mortgage thread.

Well, the nurse do watch your deposits with interest and don't like it if you withdraw early!

[onomatopoeia]

xiphias said:

Who the hell would want to deposit when there are stories going round of men being chased for CSA in later life?

"Stories" would appear to be correct, the CSA can't chase you if you have donated via a HFEA licensed clinic. The legal position is here

http://aquarius.futurewebspace.co.uk/ngdt.co.uk/in...

The problem with a lack of donors is not caused by child support, it is caused by the removal of anonymity for all donations made after ~2004.

[Poledriver]

AND you can't have sex, a wk or drink alcohol near to the time of 'donation' (Strange because one (or two) of those three are essential for the process)

[smartie]

Poledriver said:

AND you can't have sex, a wk or drink alcohol near to the time of 'donation' (Strange because one (or two) of those three are essential for the process)

you have to donate 2 times a week for 4 months - and no w**king, drinking or sex for this time too!