Wrong Info to wrong person

[smutbag]

So...just chatting to a remote based work mate on msn about some access problems he is having and he is pasting stuff into msn so that i can figure out what is problem is.

And he pastes by accident his recent search results from firefox into the window.

Ahem, chlamydia testing, chlamydia - are you clear?"

I am still rolling on the floor laughing and he is trying to tell me he must have a virus on his pc....

I said yes I think your software may very well be malfunctioning.

Just had to share - we've all sent the wrong email, text, msn but surely that takes the biscuit.

[Racingdude009]

Yep not hard to do I once sent a txt message to the wrong person once.

[G'kar]

smutbag said:

I said yes I think your software may very well be malfunctioning.

Ouch.

I'm sure he'd claim it was a hardware problem.

[minimax]

I sent a text rejecting an exe's advances (after I bumped in to her in infernos, of all places, recently) to my current girlfriend.. that was ...awkward

[Nightmare]

minimax said:

I sent a text rejecting an exe's advances (after I bumped in to her in infernos, of all places, recently) to my current girlfriend.. that was ...awkward

well it would have been a f**kload MORE awkward if you had been accepting them!
a lady at work accidentally sent me a photo of herself topless.....which was nice

[TheEnd]

i once was about to send a text along the lines of " i'm going out with that dhead tonight" when discussing drinking arrangements, to the very dhead in question, only i realised as i hit send, so i quickly had to strip the phone down during the "sending" screen, and take the battery out.

Either it worked, or my friends are for more polite than i give credit for!

[minimax]

Nightmare said:

minimax said:

I sent a text rejecting an exe's advances (after I bumped in to her in infernos, of all places, recently) to my current girlfriend.. that was ...awkward

well it would have been a f**kload MORE awkward if you had been accepting them!
a lady at work accidentally sent me a photo of herself topless.....which was nice

suppose so, but as I was pissed as a newt it went along the lines of: yeah fking you was awesome, i'd better not be bad though as i've promised this one but i'll keep in touch just in case..

I am now switching my phone off when I go out.. what a moron I am

[Mad Dave]

Racingdude009 said:

Yep not hard to do I once sent a txt message to the wrong person once.

Ditto. She dumped me!

[anonymous-user]

Once wrote a steamy text to my lass, was quite explicit in its detail! Then, like the spanner i am, i sent it to a work mate!!! He said he had always had doubts about me!!

[S13_Alan]

A mate of mine once sent a txt saying something like "Yeah I'd love to go out with you again but I'm stuck with the bloody gf tonight, see you soon xx" to a girl he had been seeing. Wording was possibly worse than that I think but you get the idea!

The problem was that he sent it to his girlfriend by mistake, who even more amusingly, was sitting next to him at the time.

Amazing.

[Pigeon]

Surely he could have then sent a text to the originally intended recipient saying "Yeah, fine, where are we meeting?"

[Nightmare]

minimax said:

Nightmare said:

minimax said:

I sent a text rejecting an exe's advances (after I bumped in to her in infernos, of all places, recently) to my current girlfriend.. that was ...awkward

well it would have been a f**kload MORE awkward if you had been accepting them!
a lady at work accidentally sent me a photo of herself topless.....which was nice

suppose so, but as I was pissed as a newt it went along the lines of: yeah fking you was awesome, i'd better not be bad though as i've promised this one but i'll keep in touch just in case..

I am now switching my phone off when I go out.. what a moron I am

me'lud i would like to suggest that the defendant misled me with his previous use of the word 'rejecting'...when what he actually meant was 'tacitly accepting but delaying to a future time'

[JamieBeeston]

Nightmare said:

minimax said:

I sent a text rejecting an exe's advances (after I bumped in to her in infernos, of all places, recently) to my current girlfriend.. that was ...awkward

well it would have been a f**kload MORE awkward if you had been accepting them!
a lady at work accidentally sent me a photo of herself topless.....which was nice

Accidentally?? Pull the other one!

[JamieBeeston]

smutbag said:

So...just chatting to rich1231 on msn about some access problems he is having and he is pasting stuff into msn so that i can figure out what is problem is.

And rich pastes by accident his recent search results from firefox into the window.

Ahem, chlamydia testing, chlamydia - are you clear?"

I am still rolling on the floor laughing and he is trying to tell me he must have a virus on his pc....

I said yes I think your software may very well be malfunctioning.

Just had to share - we've all sent the wrong email, text, msn but surely that takes the biscuit.

ahahahahah Bless

[Disco_Dale]

smutbag said:

So...just chatting to a remote based work mate on msn about some access problems he is having and he is pasting stuff into msn so that i can figure out what is problem is.

And he pastes by accident his recent search results from firefox into the window.

Ahem, chlamydia testing, chlamydia - are you clear?"

I am still rolling on the floor laughing and he is trying to tell me he must have a virus on his pc....

I said yes I think your software may very well be malfunctioning.

Just had to share - we've all sent the wrong email, text, msn but surely that takes the biscuit.

Maybe he was uncomfortable with your flirting and it was just his subtle way of knocking it on the head

[smutbag]

JamieBeeston said:

smutbag said:

So...just chatting to rich1231 on msn about some access problems he is having and he is pasting stuff into msn so that i can figure out what is problem is.

And rich pastes by accident his recent search results from firefox into the window.

Ahem, chlamydia testing, chlamydia - are you clear?"

I am still rolling on the floor laughing and he is trying to tell me he must have a virus on his pc....

I said yes I think your software may very well be malfunctioning.

Just had to share - we've all sent the wrong email, text, msn but surely that takes the biscuit.

ahahahahah Bless

You little fker

[Norman D. Potato]

Chlamydia?

Spounds like the virus was not quite in his PC.

Although to be precise with the gag, chlamydia is caused by bacteria and therefore the virus jibe doesn't really work. Unless of course you assume all the recipients are ignorant.











Funny!

Edited by Norman D. Potato on Wednesday 12th November 20:15

[rich1231]

smutbag said:

JamieBeeston said:

smutbag said:

So...just chatting to rich1231 on msn about some access problems he is having and he is pasting stuff into msn so that i can figure out what is problem is.

And rich pastes by accident his recent search results from firefox into the window.

Ahem, chlamydia testing, chlamydia - are you clear?"

I am still rolling on the floor laughing and he is trying to tell me he must have a virus on his pc....

I said yes I think your software may very well be malfunctioning.

Just had to share - we've all sent the wrong email, text, msn but surely that takes the biscuit.

ahahahahah Bless

You little fker

My internet search history would not have you laughing.

Torture and its use in relationships.
Hog tying disobedient women.
The rack and its modern use in the home.
Twinners guide the Laaaadies
How to understand fing scottish.

[rich1231]

Norman D. Potato said:

Chlamydia?

Spounds like the virus was not quite in his PC.

Although to be precise with the gag, chlamydia is caused by bacteria and therefore the virus jibe doesn't really work. Unless of course you assume all the recipients are ignorant.











Funny!

Edited by Norman D. Potato on Wednesday 12th November 20:15

You sound like a laugh a minute do you do gigs?

[G'kar]

rich1231 said:

Twinners guide the Laaaadies

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