And the prize for the worst defence in history goes to......

[Soovy]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Hannah-Fo...

[Ment-Al]

Wish someone would abduct me and force me to have sex.

[Fidgits]

[HRG]

Ment-Al said:

Wish someone would abduct me and force me to have sex.

I'm sure one of the 'pink' PH'ers will be along shortly

[grumbledoak]

Maybe he is going for an 'insanity plea'?

[johnnywb]

Is this one you're going to add to the repetoire Soov?

[Sixpackpert]

I thought the French had the worst defence ever. 6 weeks

[G'kar]

What sort of brief would put that forward, and with what level of conviction?

Is this one of those 'I have been told by my client..' type situations?

[10 Pence Short]

Imagine you're the sort of criminal gang who help other people get money from those who owe it. You're all sat in the Dog & Duck brainstorming new ways to frighten people into paying.

Who on earth came up with "I know, let's kidnap a partially fit, nubile girl, and make the person we want to pay up have sex with her!"?

It's not going to do much for his performance related pay, is it?

[AngryS3Owner]

I'm not sure which is worse, if this rubbish is actually true or false, sick either way.

[metro lover]

I Don't believe him

[rude-boy]

AngryS3Owner said:

I'm not sure which is worse, if this rubbish is actually true or false, sick either way.

My thoughts exactly.

[DucatiGary]

metro lover said:

I Don't believe him

why the hell not ???

[metro lover]

DucatiGary said:

metro lover said:

I Don't believe him

why the hell not ???

His eyes

[V8S]

Soovy - you did criminal work once didnt you? What's the worst defence you've had to put forward from your client, and the most unlikely one that turned out to be true?

[Gylen]

V8S said:

Soovy - you did criminal work once didnt you? What's the worst defence you've had to put forward from your client, and the most unlikely one that turned out to be true?

oooooh, good question!

[Mr POD]

Well, it's clearly believable.

[metro lover]

Mr POD said:

Well, it's clearly believable.

How'd you figure?

[Maxf]

V8S said:

Soovy - you did criminal work once didnt you? What's the worst defence you've had to put forward from your client, and the most unlikely one that turned out to be true?

Something to do with purple 996 tiptronic not being a sign of gayness

[Neil_H]

I hope they throw the book at the beardy prick.