Very annoying flatmate!!!
Very annoying flatmate!!!
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dsam22

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2 posts

215 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Been lurking on this forum for a while now, and have finally decided to register.

Basically i'm at uni sharing a flat with three other guys, one of whom is a good mate of mine from home. Now this particular guy is a total fking idiot. He's supposed to go to uni here too, but never goes to class and just seems to spend most of his nights going out and getting wasted, even by himself! A couple of weeks ago now, i noticed that a few clothes of mine had gone missing from my room and lowe and behold found them when i went snooping in his bedroom hidden right at the back of his wardrobe. When confronted about this, he denied it was him, saying he 'couldnt remember doing it'. Usual story. Anyway, not even an apology or anything. I should be able to leave stuff in my flat without worrying about things getting nabbed by my flatmate. The two other guys are also pretty sure he has been in at their rooms stealing change out of change jars that they have! So for a few weeks after no clothes went missing or anything I just assumed that was the end of it all.

However, I come back to my flat today after staying at my girlfriend's last night to find him sitting on the sofa in the living room saying he had gone out last night and got drunk. Nothing new in that. So i then go through to my room to find my alarm clock in my room gone missing along with my chest of drawers lying open. So instinctively, i go straight through to his room and find it, only to find a bracelet that i had bought for my girlfriend's forthcoming birthday also in his room along with a jacket of mine. Now, the bracelet was expensive and i had hid it in my room, so that if she was over she didnt see it etc. So how and why the fk does it end up in his room.

So i go to question him about it and all i get was 'err it wasnt me'. Now does he honestly expect me not to notice when things like that just vanish from my room?!

Honestly at my wits end with this. I've completely had enough of it. Any ideas what i should do???

metro lover

553 posts

217 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Wait...just wait...

Sixpackpert

5,315 posts

244 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Fill his room with flo-pak.

Marf

22,907 posts

271 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Piss in his bed, st on his floor, spunk on his clothes.

carter711

1,849 posts

228 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Put a lock on your door?

metro lover

553 posts

217 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Marf said:
Piss in his bed, st on his floor, spunk on his clothes.
Vomit in his mouth biggrin

Marf

22,907 posts

271 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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metro lover said:
Marf said:
Piss in his bed, st on his floor, spunk on his clothes.
Vomit in his mouth biggrin
Fart in his general direction!!

mitzy

13,858 posts

227 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Get a smelly fish and hide it in his bedroom.

Will put the birds off!

metro lover

553 posts

217 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Marf said:
metro lover said:
Marf said:
Piss in his bed, st on his floor, spunk on his clothes.
Vomit in his mouth biggrin
Fart in his general direction!!
think of his mother whilst making love

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Shoot the fker.Twice.

whitechief

4,432 posts

225 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Marf said:
metro lover said:
Marf said:
Piss in his bed, st on his floor, spunk on his clothes.
Vomit in his mouth biggrin
Fart in his general direction!!
But don't wave your private parts at him!

Gold

1,998 posts

235 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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carter711 said:
Put a lock on your door?
yes


Steamer

14,184 posts

243 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Marf said:
Piss in his bed, st on his floor, spunk on his clothes.
To be honest any combination of those in any order would probably work!

...for something a bit more entertaining - does anyone have the link to the 'greased floor - flat mate' clip?

Sixpackpert

5,315 posts

244 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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carter711 said:
Put a lock on your door?
Aaaah, the logical answer!

Marf

22,907 posts

271 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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But seriously, lock your door, or even better booby trap it, you know, the old bucket on the door type stuff.

You could also teach him a rather more official lesson, setup a motion sensitive webcam in your room(cheap enough to buy), and then next time something goes missing call the old bill.

Even if you dont press charges it'll st him up.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

255 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Kick him out.

Seriously.

madrob6

3,594 posts

250 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Next time he's passed out drunk piss on him, when he asks just say "err, wasn't me"

amare32

2,420 posts

253 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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If he was my flatmate (no chance as I wouldn't ever rent out my flat if I'm living there), I would have had a few strong words and would have administered a sound beating if he didn't listen.

just me

5,964 posts

250 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Kick him out. Put a webcam in your room and the common areas(let him know) and lock on your door till he leaves. Tell him you will call the police and press charges if anything else is missing.

Why would you need to ask on here about this. Is it not obvious?

Steamer

14,184 posts

243 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Steamer said:
Marf said:
Piss in his bed, st on his floor, spunk on his clothes.
To be honest any combination of those in any order would probably work!

...for something a bit more entertaining - does anyone have the link to the 'greased floor - flat mate' clip?
Found it.. Butter on the floor:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bz9cKn7yb0s&feat...


ETA: Contains swearing!

Edited by Steamer on Friday 14th November 17:03