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HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff
seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
. . . and that's when the fight started . . .
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff
seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
. . . and that's when the fight started . . .
Jimbeaux said:
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff
seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
. . . and that's when the fight started . . .
Sorry Jim, nice try but thats been done so many times already. Been on the Sean Connery joke thread too.I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff
seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
. . . and that's when the fight started . . .
Maybe he was Grumpy?
phumy said:
Jimbeaux said:
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff
seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
. . . and that's when the fight started . . .
Sorry Jim, nice try but thats been done so many times already. Been on the Sean Connery joke thread too.I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff
seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
. . . and that's when the fight started . . .
Maybe he was Grumpy?
I never read the Connery joke thread; perhaps I am uninformed. 
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