Insult Come backs
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petrol_penelope

Original Poster:

924 posts

215 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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Whe someone insults you such as Knob jocky or soemthing like that whats the best come back you have given???


Landlord

12,689 posts

286 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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"Your face"

rich1231

17,340 posts

289 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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petrol_penelope said:
Whe someone insults you such as Knob jocky or soemthing like that whats the best come back you have given???
If you need help then you shouldnt be playing games with the big boys.

filski666

3,872 posts

221 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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shoot them in the face, then spit on their corpse.

either that or just cry....

Edited by filski666 on Wednesday 19th November 13:05

Andy Zarse

10,870 posts

276 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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F*ck off you red nosed c*nt!

(as said to a circus clown)

Edited by Andy Zarse on Wednesday 19th November 13:06

VladD

8,199 posts

294 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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Why don't you start saving, then you can get yourself a life.

RemaL

25,102 posts

263 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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best to be the bigger person and ignore it. anyone insulting someone like that must be a child

rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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RemaL said:
best to be the bigger person and ignore it. anyone insulting someone like that must be a child
tongue out

Edited by rude-boy on Wednesday 19th November 13:06

petrol_penelope

Original Poster:

924 posts

215 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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Just so you all know no-one has insulted me i'm just curious??? And i know Curiosity killed the cat.

Adrian W

15,514 posts

257 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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I've been insulted by experts.....................you've got no chance

Landlord

12,689 posts

286 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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petrol_penelope said:
And i know Curiosity killed the cat.
No way! How are they? Still gigging?

gjc10212

271 posts

235 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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I farted on your keyboard and that's not a chocolate chip from a cookie.

Matt_N

9,035 posts

231 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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"I know you are, you said you are, but what am I"

petrol_penelope

Original Poster:

924 posts

215 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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anonymous said:
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Come on what else are you ment to call a none alcoholic drink that isn't fizzy. Coloured Water??

rasputin

1,449 posts

235 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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petrol_penelope said:
And i know Curiosity killed the cat.
Lucky it wasn't lack of wit, eh?

carmonk

7,910 posts

216 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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"Why are you such a fat bd?"

"Cos every time I fk your mother she gives me a biscuit"

rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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petrol_penelope said:
Just so you all know no-one has insulted me i'm just curious??? And i know Curiosity killed the cat.
You could just turn around and say "Well that may well be, but i'll wager you can't accommodate 5 well endowed sailors at once."

Doesn't work well for most blokes to say this though.

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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"you are"

That'll learn 'em, whatever insult you receive just shout "you are" and they'll be astounded by your wit and general debating prowess.

or just imitate them.

petrol_penelope

Original Poster:

924 posts

215 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

Carl_Spackler

3,116 posts

217 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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You know you've got two brain cells, one's lost and the other's out looking for it.