So im taking someone out tomorrow..

[automater]

She works in a bar in my town and ive been going there for quite a while but only recently ive been chatting to her, shes very chatty person but my fking god is she boring when i was trying to arrange by text, one word answers is what i got.

So shes chatty but shes borning..

So whats it guna be

a) a really difficult evening by my doing all the chatting and me getting so pissed off ill leave her stranded in town
b) she could be so chatty that i just cant stand the talking any more and ill get so pissed off i'll leave her stranded in town
c) its niether of those and it could be quite a good night?

send em'!

[Edward9000]

So she is chatty in person and you seemingly enjoy her company.....whats the problem?

[POORCARDEALER]

She might prefer getting down to it to talking

[Steamer]

Some people do tend to just rattle on about anything when they are a bit nervous but keen to keep chatting to you.

As soon as you find some common interests the conversation might get a bit more interesting.

Besides I'd much rather have to tell a chatty bird to shut up - as opposed to tell a quiet bird to bloodywell say something!!

[MK4 Slowride]

What are you worried about?

You take her out ask her questions about her & let her talk.

Do it well = weasel greased.

[V8mate]

Short and to the point text messages?

She, is actually a bloke.

HTH

[Edward9000]

V8mate said:

Short and to the point text messages?

She, is actually a bloke.

HTH

So if s/he is physically a woman but mentally a man, does that make it gay?

[TheEnd]

What am i? a mind reader?

You met the girl!

out of the options of chatty, quiet, or OK, the only clues we have to go on is you description of saying she's "chatty"!


Get out there and try for yourself, life is all about meeting dull people and trying to escape!

Remember to bring a sheet of sticky vinyl, if things get bad, stick it on the toilet window as it'll deaden the blow when you exit.

[M@T.R]

automater said:

my fking god is she boring when i was trying to arrange by text, one word answers is what i got.

So shes chatty but shes borning..

She agreed to go out with you, then realised her mistake, so now shes trying to show little or no enthusiasm in the hope that you will take the hint and go away.

[A8VIP]

Take her up the OX......

Oh, never mind!

[ih8thisname]

Pics may help clear the confusion!

[The Tea Boy]

ih8thisname said:

Pics may help clear the confusion!

[anonymous-user]

If you want to take a woman out then I can highly reccomend a PSG-1

[MonkeyBusiness]

ih8thisname said:

Pics may help clear the confusion!

Exactly. It should be in the rules.

[automater]

M@T.R said:

automater said:

my fking god is she boring when i was trying to arrange by text, one word answers is what i got.

So shes chatty but shes borning..

She agreed to go out with you, then realised her mistake, so now shes trying to show little or no enthusiasm in the hope that you will take the hint and go away.

Well iv'e spoke to her on text before i asked her out and it was short and sweet even then

but when i get into the bar shes always smiles says hello and i can talk to her all night, i mean she cant be a shy girl because she works in a highly sociable place she has to talk!

ih8thisname said:

Pics may help clear the confusion!

I'd love to but i havnt quite got round to that bit yet


Oh and while we're here, anyone got any emergancy topics if it goes badly, you know ones that can work if its toomuch/too little talk?

help

[automater]

Update: M@T.R 1-0 to you , shes bailed , apparently friends come first ( yeh right) its not a shock

then again a comprimise has been made to see me out saturday?

[Chassis 33]

FFS lad, take her out, if you get the chance to bang her great; if not, sod it, have a kebab, go home and a have a game of snooker over what might of been.
It's not a difficult equation
Regards
Iain

[anonymous-user]

automater said:

Update: M@T.R 1-0 to you , shes bailed , apparently friends come first ( yeh right) its not a shock

then again a comprimise has been made to see me out saturday?

If it's any consolation I just invited a lady friend out for a few beverages tomorrow night, she immediately agreed and it seems we're both very much looking forward to it

[POORCARDEALER]

automater said:

Update: M@T.R 1-0 to you , shes bailed , apparently friends come first ( yeh right) its not a shock

then again a comprimise has been made to see me out saturday?

Ignore the bh on Saturday for pissing you about

[Fruitcake]

POORCARDEALER said:

automater said:

Update: M@T.R 1-0 to you , shes bailed , apparently friends come first ( yeh right) its not a shock

then again a comprimise has been made to see me out saturday?

Ignore the bh on Saturday for pissing you about

Or shag one of her friends on Friday to see if they really do come first.