Want to be a mobile camera operator?

[Puff Puff]

Derbyshire CREST (Casualty Reduction Enforcement Team) is looking for two new operators, one in Chesterfield, one in Derby.

£16,755 - £21,342 + shift allowances (payment by results?)

Ad. on page 71 of this week's Derbyshire Times.

PH infiltration anyone?

[plasticpig]

I wouldnt get out of bed for 16k a year. I would rather be dolite scum rather than a scameravan operator.

[austin2ndcity]

where does the S come in to it? or should it be CRET in

[jas xjr]

S for scammera?

[littlemidgetgem]

I saw that in the express Does anyone think anyone will apply?

[Puff Puff]

littlemidgetgem said:

I saw that in the express Does anyone think anyone will apply?

I thought you might, don't you want to be a photographer?

[havoc]

plasticpig said:

I wouldnt get out of bed for 16k a year. I would rather be dolite scum rather than a scameravan operator.

It is a pretty sh'tty wage for an unpleasant job! (Does anyone think those vans will be heated in the back? Or equipped with a comfy, ergonomic chair???)

[Red Cabbage]

havoc said:

plasticpig said:

I wouldnt get out of bed for 16k a year. I would rather be dolite scum rather than a scameravan operator.

It is a pretty sh'tty wage for an unpleasant job! (Does anyone think those vans will be heated in the back? Or equipped with a comfy, ergonomic chair???)

Not a great topic to bring up in the pub either.

[Bob the Planner]

I'm sure some MFI or Woolworths employees might consider it. Not for me though.

[P100]

I would imagine that announcing that you are a scamera van operator in the pub, would immiediately put you on a level with an Inland Revenue Investigator

Ie no friends and smelling of P*ss!!

[Polarbert]

I'd do it and point the camera at the ground all year long.

[Nigel Worc's]

If your one of the unlucky sods that loses their job in the new year....and you've a family to support etc ?

I'd do it, I hate scameras, but like everyone else, they need to work.

[Puff Puff]

TVR Moneypit said:

Polarbert said:

I'd do it and point the camera at the ground all year long.

Same here.

Somehow I doubt you'd keep the job for a year.

[Stu R]

No matter how desperate, there's some things I wouldn't do, and this is right down there in the very darkest depths of improbability right below [yes, below] hacking off my scrotum with a rusty cheese grater.

I'd rather have little reason for existance, than none at all.