Ecclestone divorce payout could be record?

[anonymous-user]

Looks like Bernie could be a few quid worse off.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20081121/ten-bernie-ec...

[Wacky Racer]

Makes Mike Ashley's £50m payout look like peanuts then.......

[mitzy]

Bang goes Bernies facelift then

[trumpet600]

i really hope she shafts the elf big time.

Arrogant little turd imo

[anonymous-user]

Wacky Racer said:

Makes Mike Ashley's £50m payout look like peanuts then.......

Yeah Mike got off lightly. (And Linda is drop dead gorgeous too. )

[MonkeyHanger]

I can just see Brundle's first BBC grid walk now..

<camera cuts to Martin, standing next to an old tramp in a dirty raincoat, drinking meths from a bottle wrapped in a brown paper bag>

"So, Bernie. How is life as a single man?"

[eharding]

mitzy said:

Bang goes Bernies facelift then

He'd have needed to have it lifted at least 2 feet before he could look her in the eye anyway.....

[anonymous-user]

eharding said:

mitzy said:

Bang goes Bernies facelift then

He'd have needed to have it lifted at least 2 feet before he could look her in the eye anyway.....

"And what first attracted you to the tw@t faced billionaire dwarf Slavica?"

[MentalSarcasm]

Tch, now QPR will have to wait another year before we get a new ground.

This really is inconvenient, clearly the woman knows nothing about football.

[MonkeyHanger]

MentalSarcasm said:

Tch, now QPR will have to wait another year before we get a new ground.

This really is inconvenient, clearly the woman knows nothing about football.

Neither do Bernie & Flavio...if they did they wouldn't have bought into QPR

[fido]

Jeez, how many bangs per buck is that? I mean that is the most expensive sex you are ever going to get (or not, as is the case).

[Olf]

I'd shag one of the old geezers for a few million. What could possibly go wrong?

[eharding]

Olf said:

I'd shag one of the old geezers for a few million. What could possibly go wrong?

The curse gets passed on, and you're doomed to spend all eternity looking like RumpleStiltSkin's ugly dwarf brother.

[Olf]

eharding said:

Olf said:

I'd shag one of the old geezers for a few million. What could possibly go wrong?

The curse gets passed on, and you're doomed to spend all eternity looking like RumpleStiltSkin's ugly dwarf brother.

Didn't stop eccles pulling a stunner!

[deadslow]

trumpet600 said:

i really hope she shafts the elf big time.

Arrogant little turd imo

You sound like a spurned lover. Did Bernie knock you back?

[Riley15/6]

Hang on chaps, as I understand it, the money is in her name.

So this could be the biggest divorce pay out ever for a man!

Although the Inland Revenue will be getting involved.

[deadslow]

Riley15/6 said:

Although the Inland Revenue will be getting involved.

There were always three people in that marriage

[mybrainhurts]

eharding said:

mitzy said:

Bang goes Bernies facelift then

He'd have needed to have it lifted at least 2 feet before he could look her in the eye belly button anyway.....

Edited for accuracy....

[Jasandjules]

Olf said:

Didn't stop eccles pulling a stunner!

Short, ugly rich man pulls stunning woman shocker.......

So Bernie will be down to his last Billion, how will he cope the poor little mite......