Top five people you would LEAST like to have a pint with...

[adycav]

In response to the other thread:

Ken Livingstone
George Monbiot
Wayne Rooney
Nick Griffin
My Mother In Law

[10 Pence Short]

Any gaggle of vacuous A level students who believe a B in Media studies makes them in any way intelligent.

[oobster]

Terry Wogan
Jonathan Ross
Davina McCall
Kris Marshall
Faye Ripley

[absolutely]

A communist.
Tracy 'bloody' Emin
Tony Blair
David Icke
George Galloway

I haven't really thought it through but it is a start.

[Wacky Racer]

Princess Diana
Johnny Vegas
Russell Grant
Gary Glitter
Heinrich Himmler

[Steamer]

oobster said:

...
Faye Ripley

...Dont worry - she'll be at my table anyway

[cod man]

Timmy fking Mallet

[DrTre]

Hitler, he used to get quite nasty after a pint or so.

[The Ben]

Dubya bush
shane williams
anyone from reality TV
any socialist or commie
jermain greerer - the man hating dyke!

[tomTVR]

Alan Carr
Dale Winton
Graham Norton
John Barrowman
H fron Steps

[FourWheelDrift]

Wacky Racer said:

Princess Diana
Heinrich Himmler

They'd be a bit smelly and not very good conversationalists.


I'd go for, or rather not go for:-

Graham Norton
Russell Brand
Ant n Dec (are they one person?)
Gordon Brown (you'd have to tie my hands down and not have any sharp objects within reach)
Stephen Hawking (he'd never get a round in)

[The Ben]

tomTVR said:

Alan Carr
Dale Winton
Graham Norton
John Barrowman
H fron Steps

can I have these 5 to add to my long growing list!!!

[RJB_666]

Never thought of that, good call Now let me think

Andy Gray
Kerry Katona
James Allen
Jacques Villeneuve
Fernando Alonso

[Trevelyan]

Germaine Greer
Julian Clarey
Roy Chubby Brown
Russell Brand
Joan Rivers

Although I might swap one of those out for Chris Rock, if I happened to catch him on one of his 'is it coz I is black?' rants.

[RJB_666]

The Ben said:

tomTVR said:

Alan Carr
Dale Winton
Graham Norton
John Barrowman
H fron Steps

can I have these 5 to add to my long growing list!!!

Yeah i'll second that, apart from i think Alan Carr's quite funny in small doses.

[absolutely]

John Barrowman is a Scot remember, he may get less annoying when he gets more drunk. Just a thought!

[Heathwood]

tomTVR said:

Alan Carr
Dale Winton
Graham Norton
John Barrowman
H fron Steps

I'm sure there's a trend there but I can't quite.......oh wait

[southgate]

Tom Cruise
Mariah Carey
Simon Cowel
Wayne Rooney
Bono

[The Excession]

The Ben said:

Dubya bush

Strange call, I think I'd quite enjoy getting rat-arsed with him and seeing what little gems you might be able to draw out. In fact I'd have him in one of my top five to have a beer with.

[forsure]

Gordon Brown
Cliff Richard
Vanessa Feltz
Bruce Forsyth
Tony Robinson