Design our 'WINTER SALE' Sign!!
Design our 'WINTER SALE' Sign!!
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R300_PM

Original Poster:

600 posts

238 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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At work we are about to launch our winter sale.. So, what would the pistonheads massive suggest we have on our tempory vinal banner. The sign will measure approximatly 20ft x 2.5ft.

We are a used car sales garage on a main road so needs to be relatively simple so that passing drivers can read quickly and easily without diverting too much attention from the road!!

Something along the lines of "WINTER SALE NOW ON" but open to suggestions! idea


AngryS3Owner

15,855 posts

258 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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"Yo MoFo get in here and buy the cheap cars, init!"

Or something along those lines hehe

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

246 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

250 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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10 Pence Short said:
laugh

R300_PM

Original Poster:

600 posts

238 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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biglaugh I'd love that, however I'm not sure the governor would approve!

Keep going though...

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

224 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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"Part Xmas Bargains Inside"

Merritt

1,669 posts

267 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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You have a PM wink

Steve

deckster

9,631 posts

284 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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Your sign said:
Cars. Cheap. We haven't sold a thing since August and my kids haven't eaten in a week. Please help.
Should do the trick.

Simpo Two

92,770 posts

294 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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Do you sell camping equipment? If so you can have 'Now is the winter of our discount tent'.





Don't forget to add 'designed for free by PH' wink


Scott328i

18,294 posts

230 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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WINTER SALE NOW ON


Maxf

8,444 posts

270 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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Free Money Inside

Should get drivers' attention

R300_PM

Original Poster:

600 posts

238 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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deckster said:
Your sign said:
Cars. Cheap. We haven't sold a thing since August and my kids haven't eaten in a week. Please help.
Should do the trick.
Love it! Fortunatly it's not that bad (I don't have kids) laugh

Hoppy2008

2,496 posts

224 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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Mr Tourrettes master signwriter springs to mind.

"stBOX TIN POTS FOR CS"

hehe

cazzer

8,883 posts

277 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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http://www.tintanet.com/images/sale.jpg

NSFW. (well not for some works anyway)

gj88

1,961 posts

223 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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10 Pence Short said:
To be spoken with an Irish accent! laugh

Simpo Two

92,770 posts

294 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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Bloke puts a sign outside his fish shop:

'FRESH FISH SOLD HERE'

Passer-by comes up and says: 'You wouldn't sell fish that weren't fresh would you?'

Bloke says 'I see your point, we'll make it FISH SOLD HERE'.

Passer-by: 'You wouldn't give them away would you?'

Bloke: 'Ah right, we'll make it FISH HERE'.

Passer-by: 'But you wouldn't put the sign here if the fish were somewhere else would you?'

Bloke: 'OK, we'll make it FISH'.

Passer-by: 'But you can see it's a fish shop...'

H2DaE

1,338 posts

235 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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Simpo Two said:
Do you sell camping equipment? If so you can have 'Now is the winter of our discount tent'.





Don't forget to add 'designed for free by PH' wink
Expanding on this, since it sounds like you're a car salesman why not stick up a marquee with the most heavily discounted cars under and have a 'discount tent'? Then you could use the sign wink



Edited by H2DaE on Monday 24th November 12:52

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

280 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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"...FREE BLOW JOB WITH EVERY CAR....."


Any use?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

278 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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Cara Van Man said:
"...FREE BLOW JOB WITH EVERY CAR....."


Any use?
you got a week off?

nice of you to volunteer your time smile

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

280 months

Monday 24th November 2008
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sleep envy said:
Cara Van Man said:
"...FREE BLOW JOB WITH EVERY CAR....."


Any use?
you got a week off?

nice of you to volunteer your time smile
fk off Meila mouth