What the hell has Knick Pee been upto now?

[Chris_w666]

Jilted Lovers Caravan Attack

Just wondered if this is related to your last profile change

[mybrainhurts]

During a farcical fight she bit his neck while half hanging out of his caravan window....



That'll teach the pikey....

[Steamer]

article said said:

JILTED lover snapped and attacked her ex after finding him with another woman in his caravan

The caravan of luuuuuurrrve.

Apart from being a bit of a rainbow smiler, she looks okay!

[MK4 Slowride]

He gets about non?

article said:

...just a fortnight after they split.

It's been over for two weeks cupcake, deal with it.

Besides, I've got a luvly flat that's better than a caravan imo and I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting. Perhaps the Hartlypool Mail with pass my number on to her?

Actually, do I want to go near Hartlypool is it best to take my passport?

Edited by MK4 Slowride on Monday 24th November 20:03

[Cara Van Man]

[Chris_w666]

I just saw that and instantly though of you Mr P.

MK4, I am sure you will probably get in without a passport. Getting out is a another issue.