Any geneticist on here?
Any geneticist on here?
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AlVal

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1,891 posts

293 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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My almost non-existent understanding of genetics was that (almost) every cell in an organism contains the same genetic information.

Imagine my surprise then at getting a blood test result which says that I am "mosaic genetic"!

out of 30 cells the lab tested, normal male XY sex chromosomes in 24 of them, but in 6 (20%) , I just have an X chromosome!

As a normal phenotype male, I've had no reason to ever think I was physically unusual.


It gets weirder. I google "genetic mosaic". The second link gives me all the nutty info I just really needed to hear:

"A genetic mosaic is a creature whose body is built of a mixture of cells of two or more different genotypes. In mammals they arise by several different mechanisms:
The fusion of two different zygotes, or early embryos, into one. (The reverse of the process that produces identical twins!) The resulting animal is called a chimera (after the monster in Greek mythology with a lion's head, goat's body, and serpent's tail). The tetraparental mouse is a chimera formed this way. But on rare occasions, the same process can occur spontaneously in humans "

The "resulting animal" , eh?

So if I'm not mistaken here, I've done something akin to eating my twin sister in the early stages of conception?!

further googling just gets weirder and weirder, with talk of people starting to mutate (time to start watching "heroes" i guess), not to mention the haermaphrodite related links.

Wasnt meant to have an appointment to discuss results til february, but when test results came back they were like "can you come in tomorrow?"

getting referred to some uber-genetecists who will no doubt prod/probe me with sticks

I can already visualise the men in white coats addressing me through a megaphone as im standing naked in a plate glass laboratory cell, like tom hanks in "splash" shouting "I'm not a fish! Im not a fish!"

haven't found any superpowers yet.

Dont know how long til I get to see the genetics boffins, meanwhile, anyone here understand the science, and give me the lowdown?



Edited by AlVal on Tuesday 25th November 08:54

V8mate

45,899 posts

218 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Too many 'X's - you must be one of the X-Men thumbup

OJ

14,209 posts

257 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Wow, that certainly is special! So you're basically 5% woman.

Do you have a penchant for watching Hollyoaks once a week and get a bit moody twice a year?

V8mate

45,899 posts

218 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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OJ said:
Wow, that certainly is special! So you're basically 5% woman.

Do you have a penchant for watching Hollyoaks once a week and get a bit moody twice a year week?
EFA

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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rofl you have a lady garden and penis.

Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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How much did the doctors charge to remove your vestigial tail?

RobM77

35,349 posts

263 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Fascinating. I've read about this before. Do let us know what they say when you go back.

Hoppy2008

2,496 posts

224 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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You have a cock and a clunge.
Happy Christmas.

AlVal

Original Poster:

1,891 posts

293 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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OJ said:
Wow, that certainly is special! So you're basically 5% woman.

Do you have a penchant for watching Hollyoaks once a week and get a bit moody twice a year?
20% I make it

rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Nasty Man said:
Go feck yourself!
AlVal said:
Oh but I do!
Now this user name Al Val, i'm not so sure you didn't know about this before wink

tonyvid

9,889 posts

272 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Congrats, you are almost a TVR!

Why were you being tested in the first place? scratchchin

I think people who have different coloured eyes fit into what you have been describing at the embryo stage - David Bowie springs to mind. Oh Dear biggrin

DangerousMike

11,327 posts

221 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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sounds cool.

tortoiseshell cats are mosaics hence the differing patterns of fur on their body.

AlVal

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293 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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haha, I guess it does sound quite androgenous, but theres solid reasoning behind the username.

captainzep

13,306 posts

221 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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I don't know whether to fight you or fk you.

Maybe both?

AlVal

Original Poster:

1,891 posts

293 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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tonyvid said:
Congrats, you are almost a TVR!

Why were you being tested in the first place? scratchchin

I think people who have different coloured eyes fit into what you have been describing at the embryo stage - David Bowie springs to mind. Oh Dear biggrin
It's freaky about the TVR, because my car is a cerbera, id be freaked if i had bought a chimaera

tonyvid

9,889 posts

272 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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captainzep said:
I don't know whether to fight you or fk you.

Maybe both?
rofl

He's not a kangeroo!

AlVal

Original Poster:

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293 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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that how you think of kangaroos?

OJ

14,209 posts

257 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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AlVal said:
OJ said:
Wow, that certainly is special! So you're basically 5% woman.

Do you have a penchant for watching Hollyoaks once a week and get a bit moody twice a year?
20% I make it
Maths isn't my strong point. I'm an engineer you see.

indi pearl

319 posts

226 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Watch out for those pesky aliens and their anal probes !!!!!!!!!!!

DangerousMike

11,327 posts

221 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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I think this is awesome, I would be very pleased.

I wonder if having 20 % female cells decreases your risk of heart disease etc.

perhaps you could live for longer or be more resistant to certain diseases.

its great!

did they check to see if all four of your parents are the same?