Want to buy her lingerie, but xmas is at the in-laws...

[anonymous-user]

[redacted]

[Gaffer]

Keep the Ann Summers presents for when you are alone and go for the AP/La Perla etc stuff infront of parents.

Its classy and expensive

I am available for shopping in this instance.

Claire

[Motorrad]

The pistonheads way is to present her with a massive black vibrator name 'bully boy' or similar in front of the in laws surely?

[L4URA]

Gaffer said:

Keep the Ann Summers presents for when you are alone and go for the AP/La Perla etc stuff infront of parents.

Its classy and expensive

I am available for shopping in this instance.

Claire

[Don]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Buy her lingerie next year? Or for her birthday?

[Don]

Motorrad said:

The pistonheads way is to present her with a massive black vibrator name 'bully boy' or similar in front of the in laws surely?

LOL

Godshocker?

[Rox]

Just do the present exchanging in your private time!! ie: your bedroom where your staying?
Then just blag it to the in-laws.

[mechsympathy]

Motorrad said:

The pistonheads way is to present her with a massive black vibrator name 'bully boy' or similar in front of the in laws surely?

Sneak one under the tree addressed to her mum from her dad. After that the rubber gimp suit you're giving her will seem tame.

HTH

[MK4 Slowride]

Motorrad said:

The pistonheads way is to present her with a massive black vibrator name 'bully boy' or similar in front of the in laws surely?

Speak to Sleep Envy about this.

[scotal]

MK4 Slowride said:

Motorrad said:

The pistonheads way is to present her with a massive black vibrator name 'bully boy' or similar in front of the in laws surely?

Speak to Sleep Envy about this.

Is that what he bought you then?

[satchbot]

Dizeee Girl - your thread is here



Sorry James

[Dupont666]

Gaffer said:

Keep the Ann Summers presents for when you are alone and go for the AP/La Perla etc stuff infront of parents.

Its classy and expensive

I am available for shopping in this instance.

Claire

does that include the modelling?

[scotal]

Dupont666 said:

Gaffer said:

Keep the Ann Summers presents for when you are alone and go for the AP/La Perla etc stuff infront of parents.

Its classy and expensive

I am available for shopping in this instance.

Claire

does that include the modelling?

TTIUWP

[Uncle Fester]

Just don’t get your presents mixed up.

Imagine her mother getting the present by accident

[paoloh]

Uncle Fester said:

Just don’t get your presents mixed up.

Imagine her mother getting the present by accident

Perfect!

[_Deano]

Gaffer said:

Keep the Ann Summers presents for when you are alone and go for the AP/La Perla etc stuff infront of parents.

Its classy and expensive

I am available for shopping in this instance.

Claire

I bought La Perla underware for Mrs _deano when we were in the US and it was over $500 there, god knows how much it would be here. Very very expensive stuff, for very little

[Dupont666]

scotal said:

Dupont666 said:

Gaffer said:

Keep the Ann Summers presents for when you are alone and go for the AP/La Perla etc stuff infront of parents.

Its classy and expensive

I am available for shopping in this instance.

Claire

does that include the modelling?

TTIUWP

That took about 2 mins to work out that acronym... use piccies next time..

[ZR1cliff]

Motorrad said:

The pistonheads way is to present her with a massive black vibrator name 'bully boy' or similar in front of the in laws surely?

Only if it's taken out of the box, wrapped, then placed under the tree at the front.

[allegro]

So who did you say this lingerie was for again?

try agent provocateur. real nice stuff. Expensive looking packaging and they do perfume. you could give her the perfume with a note that the other half of your/her present is under her pillow

[ZR1cliff]

paoloh said:

Uncle Fester said:

Just don’t get your presents mixed up.

Imagine her mother getting the present by accident

Perfect!