Noisy Neighbours in a hotel
Discussion
davido140 said:
Pissed and shagging in the room next door, He sounds like a retard.....
Do I....
Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in
or complain to the hotel?
Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?
Go next door. Whatever the outcome it's likely to be amusing, and you might get to show the old chap how it's done.Do I....
Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in
or complain to the hotel?
Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?
Edited by davido140 on Friday 28th November 04:37
rabw said:
davido140 said:
Pissed and shagging in the room next door, He sounds like a retard.....
Do I....
Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in
or complain to the hotel?
Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?
Go next door. Whatever the outcome it's likely to be amusing, and you might get to show the old chap how it's done.Do I....
Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in
or complain to the hotel?
Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?
Edited by davido140 on Friday 28th November 04:37
Considering how pissed they sounded I think I might be on for a smack in the face if I did knock on the door...
Just went for a fag outside and the receptionist gave them a call, seems all quiet now.
I think I'll get up nice and early and make sure I wake them up on the way out of the room.
davido140 said:
Pissed and shagging in the room next door, He sounds like a retard.....
Do I....
Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in
or complain to the hotel?
Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?
Join in, or listen and have a solo session.Do I....
Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in
or complain to the hotel?
Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?
Edited by davido140 on Friday 28th November 04:37
Only ever two options really.
Chuffer said:
Depends if you're in the room by yourself or not.
I've always found it's a bit of stimulus to the other half
if you can hear bangin' through the walls.
All on my lonesome doing my "photocopier salesman" thing, stuck in a hotel room a million miles from home..I've always found it's a bit of stimulus to the other half
if you can hear bangin' through the walls.Even if the misses was here, I dont think either of us would be turned on by mister ape man next door..
uh uuuh uuuuhhh uuuuhuhhhhh
Not attractive..
Oddly his partner was silent, perhaps he DOES need some instruction on how its done.
davido140 said:
Chuffer said:
Depends if you're in the room by yourself or not.
I've always found it's a bit of stimulus to the other half if you can hear bangin' through the walls.
All on my lonesome doing my "photocopier salesman" thing, stuck in a hotel room a million miles from home..I've always found it's a bit of stimulus to the other half
if you can hear bangin' through the walls.Even if the misses was here, I dont think either of us would be turned on by mister ape man next door..
uh uuuh uuuuhhh uuuuhuhhhhh
Not attractive..
Oddly his partner was silent, perhaps he DOES need some instruction on how its done.
Earplugs or stick TV on loud would be my advice just in case. I've heard once you catch gayer, its not easy to get rid of! LOL
Edited by s3fella on Friday 28th November 09:28
A friend of mine took his kiddie - 7 to london for the weekend and the couple in the room next door were making said noises.
The little un asked what the noises were and the inspired response was that the man must have stubbed his foot on the bed.
It all worked till the morning when leaving the room at the same time as those next door, and little alfie asked the bloke if his toe was better
The little un asked what the noises were and the inspired response was that the man must have stubbed his foot on the bed.
It all worked till the morning when leaving the room at the same time as those next door, and little alfie asked the bloke if his toe was better
Fetchez la vache said:
A friend of mine took his kiddie - 7 to london for the weekend and the couple in the room next door were making said noises.
The little un asked what the noises were and the inspired response was that the man must have stubbed his foot on the bed.
It all worked till the morning when leaving the room at the same time as those next door, and little alfie asked the bloke if his toe was better
It may have been more appropriate if little Alfie had asked the lady, "If her toe was better" The little un asked what the noises were and the inspired response was that the man must have stubbed his foot on the bed.
It all worked till the morning when leaving the room at the same time as those next door, and little alfie asked the bloke if his toe was better
davido140 said:
Pissed and shagging in the room next door, He sounds like a retard.....
Do I....
Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in
or complain to the hotel?
Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?
Make louder retard noises and then start laughingDo I....
Ask them politely to shut up/give it a rest/join in
or complain to the hotel?
Alternatively bang on the wall or make stupid ape noises myself?
Edited by davido140 on Friday 28th November 04:37
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