What is wrong with me?
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King Herald

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23,501 posts

245 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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It started with a sore throat a week ago, then it became a bit of an ache all over, then a fuzzy head, then a bit of a cough, sort of blocked nose, then my voice went, and now I still feel groggy, miserable, bunged up, but none of them are particularly bad, I just feel generally shyte. If I go out in the cold I soon feel weak and shakey, so I can't get in the garage working on the hot rod, can't go for a bike ride.

I can't really go to the doctor and tell him what I just wrote above.

Anybody else feel like this?

16v of fury

9,168 posts

214 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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why cant you go to the doctor??

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

222 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Have you not got the gurgling tummy yet...fullowed by hurl

I've been like this for over a week and a half frown

coolcatmaz

3,521 posts

231 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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same here, been feeling pretty awful all week.

Have a bad chesty cough and my throat is very sore, voice went on Tuesday, feel tired and pretty crummy all round.

Steamer

14,183 posts

242 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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16v of fury said:
why cant you go to the doctor??
Hes already got Flu!! Last thing he wants is a finger up his bum!!

The Tea Boy

4,129 posts

264 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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ive had these symptoms for the last 2weeks finally gone, also felt like i had a snooker ball stuck in my throat and woke up at night not being able to swallow after 7days of the really bad throat went to the quacks and she just said its a viral infection and lots of differnt strains at the moment so is quite likely that i had 2 strains of it in one go, told be to fook off and keep out of the way of others and thers not much she can do other than to tell me to rest, so went ooop north woth a hire car last weekend ad did nearly 1k miles in the snow wink seems to have worked a treat hehe

Matt

gtdc

4,259 posts

312 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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You have Man Flu. Obviously nearly fatal in every case but disaster can be averted by a day on the sofa with a fine single malt and the TV tuned to Dave.

kit80

4,764 posts

216 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Steamer said:
16v of fury said:
why cant you go to the doctor??
Hes already got Flu!! Last thing he wants is a finger up his bum!!
yikes

Think your confusing that with your other activities laugh

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and
dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the
red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy begins to
experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work
on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms
followed by the inevitable grueling. At this point,
the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by
uncontrollable flatulence.

Until finally, the poor bd is reduced to a
quivering wasted piece of jelly.

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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You big Jessy smile

NDA

25,624 posts

254 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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King Herald said:
If I go out in the cold I soon feel weak and shaky, so I can't get in the garage working on the hot rod, can't go for a bike ride.

I can't really go to the doctor and tell him what I just wrote above.

Anybody else feel like this?
You are turning into a kitten.

Quite normal.

Get the wife to leave a litter tray out for you.

singlecoil

35,831 posts

275 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Sounds bloody serious to me, certainly nothing to joke about. I reckon you should bypass the doctor altogether, and go to the nearest undertakers.

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

222 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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swerni said:
get some fresh air and exercise.

Buy a bike

wink
Would a simple walk not do?

You men, and spending money on wheels nono

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

222 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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swerni said:
Penny-lope said:
swerni said:
get some fresh air and exercise.

Buy a bike

wink
Would a simple walk not do?

You men, and spending money on wheels nono
keep up at the back dear wink
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
tongue out

paoloh

8,617 posts

233 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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King Herald said:
It started with a sore throat a week ago, then it became a bit of an ache all over, then a fuzzy head, then a bit of a cough, sort of blocked nose, then my voice went, and now I still feel groggy, miserable, bunged up, but none of them are particularly bad, I just feel generally shyte. If I go out in the cold I soon feel weak and shakey, so I can't get in the garage working on the hot rod, can't go for a bike ride.

I can't really go to the doctor and tell him what I just wrote above.

Anybody else feel like this?
I've had it for 10 days. Today is the 1st day I feel remotely normal. Nose is still running though.

GTIR

24,741 posts

295 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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BIG GIRLS BLOUSE

ShadownINja

80,057 posts

311 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Nothing a colonoscopy wouldn't solve.













I might be lying.

Grant76

1,381 posts

234 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Whats wrong with you?

Well, I would say the the main thing wrong with you is that you are asking PH numpties that very question? laugh

Sounds like a case of man flu to me!

JakeR

3,950 posts

298 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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gtdc said:
You have Man Flu. Obviously nearly fatal in every case but disaster can be averted by a day on the sofa with a fine single malt and the TV tuned to Dave.
cloud9 except the bloody repeats of 'whose line is it anyway' all the time...

gtdc

4,259 posts

312 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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JakeR said:
gtdc said:
You have Man Flu. Obviously nearly fatal in every case but disaster can be averted by a day on the sofa with a fine single malt and the TV tuned to Dave.
cloud9 except the bloody repeats of 'whose line is it anyway' all the time...
If he switches to porn while that bit's on he'll be fine.