The ex's new bird......
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This morning, whilst dropping off my son at my ex's, I was finally introduced to his new bird. I had no idea what she looked like until then, and got the shock of my life
She is short, rather fat and blonde....and almost a mirror image of his mother
Surely that's just wrong....screwing a woman that looks like your mum
Or is there a few of you out there who have also been attracted to mother look-a-likes?
She is short, rather fat and blonde....and almost a mirror image of his mother

Surely that's just wrong....screwing a woman that looks like your mum

Or is there a few of you out there who have also been attracted to mother look-a-likes?
Edited by Penny-lope on Saturday 29th November 13:02
Penny-lope said:
This morning, whilst dropping off my son at my ex's, I was finally introduced to his new bird. I had no idea what she looked like until then, and got the shock of my life
She is short, rather fat and blonde....and almost a mirror image of his mother
Surely that's just wrong....screwing a woman that looks like your mum
Or is there a few of you out there who have also been attracted to mother look-a-likes?
Woman says her ex's new girlfriend is ugly shocker! She is short, rather fat and blonde....and almost a mirror image of his mother

Surely that's just wrong....screwing a woman that looks like your mum

Or is there a few of you out there who have also been attracted to mother look-a-likes?

el stovey said:
Penny-lope said:
This morning, whilst dropping off my son at my ex's, I was finally introduced to his new bird. I had no idea what she looked like until then, and got the shock of my life
She is short, rather fat and blonde....and almost a mirror image of his mother
Surely that's just wrong....screwing a woman that looks like your mum
Or is there a few of you out there who have also been attracted to mother look-a-likes?
Woman says her ex's new girlfriend is ugly shocker! She is short, rather fat and blonde....and almost a mirror image of his mother

Surely that's just wrong....screwing a woman that looks like your mum

Or is there a few of you out there who have also been attracted to mother look-a-likes?

el stovey said:
Penny-lope said:
I never said she was ugly....she's actually quite pretty
. . . for a short fat bird? Just look at Dawn French (btw she is not that fat)
My ex has got a thing for rather large jugs....I suspect that is what may have first attracted him to her

Penny-lope said:
el stovey said:
Penny-lope said:
I never said she was ugly....she's actually quite pretty
. . . for a short fat bird? Just look at Dawn French (btw she is not that fat)
My ex has got a thing for rather large jugs....I suspect that is what may have first attracted him to her

Penny-lope said:
This morning, whilst dropping off my son at my ex's, I was finally introduced to his new bird. I had no idea what she looked like until then, and got the shock of my life
She is short, rather fat and blonde....and almost a mirror image of his mother
Surely that's just wrong....screwing a woman that looks like your mum
Or is there a few of you out there who have also been attracted to mother look-a-likes?
oi!!! i would quite gladly fShe is short, rather fat and blonde....and almost a mirror image of his mother

Surely that's just wrong....screwing a woman that looks like your mum

Or is there a few of you out there who have also been attracted to mother look-a-likes?
Edited by Penny-lope on Saturday 29th November 13:02
k my mum,if i couldpush my brother offblueyes said:
Penny-lope said:
el stovey said:
Penny-lope said:
I never said she was ugly....she's actually quite pretty
. . . for a short fat bird? Just look at Dawn French (btw she is not that fat)
My ex has got a thing for rather large jugs....I suspect that is what may have first attracted him to her


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