The ex's new bird......
The ex's new bird......
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Penny-lope

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Saturday 29th November 2008
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This morning, whilst dropping off my son at my ex's, I was finally introduced to his new bird. I had no idea what she looked like until then, and got the shock of my life

She is short, rather fat and blonde....and almost a mirror image of his mother eek

Surely that's just wrong....screwing a woman that looks like your mum scratchchin

Or is there a few of you out there who have also been attracted to mother look-a-likes?

Edited by Penny-lope on Saturday 29th November 13:02

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

246 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Apparantly woman are attracted to men with features similar to their father, too.

Penny-lope

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Saturday 29th November 2008
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10 Pence Short said:
Apparantly woman are attracted to men with features similar to their father, too.
Nah my dad's a horror....too many hockey sticks to the face hehe

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Penny-lope said:
This morning, whilst dropping off my son at my ex's, I was finally introduced to his new bird. I had no idea what she looked like until then, and got the shock of my life

She is short, rather fat and blonde....and almost a mirror image of his mother eek

Surely that's just wrong....screwing a woman that looks like your mum scratchchin

Or is there a few of you out there who have also been attracted to mother look-a-likes?
Woman says her ex's new girlfriend is ugly shocker! hehe

Penny-lope

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Saturday 29th November 2008
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el stovey said:
Penny-lope said:
This morning, whilst dropping off my son at my ex's, I was finally introduced to his new bird. I had no idea what she looked like until then, and got the shock of my life

She is short, rather fat and blonde....and almost a mirror image of his mother eek

Surely that's just wrong....screwing a woman that looks like your mum scratchchin

Or is there a few of you out there who have also been attracted to mother look-a-likes?
Woman says her ex's new girlfriend is ugly shocker! hehe
I never said she was ugly....she's actually quite pretty

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Penny-lope said:
I never said she was ugly....she's actually quite pretty
. . . for a short fat bird?

Penny-lope

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Saturday 29th November 2008
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el stovey said:
Penny-lope said:
I never said she was ugly....she's actually quite pretty
. . . for a short fat bird?
Just because she's short and fat, it does not mean she is ugly.

Just look at Dawn French (btw she is not that fat)

My ex has got a thing for rather large jugs....I suspect that is what may have first attracted him to her hehe

blueyes

4,799 posts

281 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Penny-lope said:
el stovey said:
Penny-lope said:
I never said she was ugly....she's actually quite pretty
. . . for a short fat bird?
Just because she's short and fat, it does not mean she is ugly.

Just look at Dawn French (btw she is not that fat)

My ex has got a thing for rather large jugs....I suspect that is what may have first attracted him to her hehe
Did he leave you because your jugs shrank?


northwest monkey

6,370 posts

218 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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I bet she has a lovely personality toolaugh

For a fat, big-jugged midget.

darronwall

1,730 posts

225 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Penny-lope said:
This morning, whilst dropping off my son at my ex's, I was finally introduced to his new bird. I had no idea what she looked like until then, and got the shock of my life

She is short, rather fat and blonde....and almost a mirror image of his mother eek

Surely that's just wrong....screwing a woman that looks like your mum scratchchin

Or is there a few of you out there who have also been attracted to mother look-a-likes?

Edited by Penny-lope on Saturday 29th November 13:02
oi!!! i would quite gladly fk my mum,if i couldpush my brother off

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Penny-lope said:
Just because she's short and fat, it does not mean she is ugly.

Just look at Dawn French (btw she is not that fat)
Fat and ugly.


Penny-lope

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Saturday 29th November 2008
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blueyes said:
Penny-lope said:
el stovey said:
Penny-lope said:
I never said she was ugly....she's actually quite pretty
. . . for a short fat bird?
Just because she's short and fat, it does not mean she is ugly.

Just look at Dawn French (btw she is not that fat)

My ex has got a thing for rather large jugs....I suspect that is what may have first attracted him to her hehe
Did he leave you because your jugs shrank?
I left him biggrin

Smiler.

11,752 posts

259 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Penny-lope said:
....Just look at Dawn French (btw she is not that fat)....
Who, the not ugly but fat ex's new bit, or Dawn French? hehe

Titan Simba

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223 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Penny-lope

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Saturday 29th November 2008
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Titan Simba said:
I just met her, so I can hardly say ' Oi love, smile for the dickie bird' can I hehe



Edited by Penny-lope on Saturday 29th November 13:18

haggy

1,955 posts

243 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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el stovey said:
Penny-lope said:
Just because she's short and fat, it does not mean she is ugly.

Just look at Dawn French (btw she is not that fat)
Fat and ugly.

Frump

Penny-lope

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Saturday 29th November 2008
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el stovey said:
Penny-lope said:
Just because she's short and fat, it does not mean she is ugly.

Just look at Dawn French (btw she is not that fat)
Fat and ugly.

Did you look for the worse photo, you could find? tongue out

Stunner in the background btw eek



Edited by Penny-lope on Saturday 29th November 13:20

amir_j

3,579 posts

230 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Penny-lope said:
Titan Simba said:
I just met her, so I can hardly say ' Oi love, smile for the dickie bird' can I hehe



Edited by Penny-lope on Saturday 29th November 13:18
No- too prove your tall slim and pretty biggrin

Penny-lope

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Saturday 29th November 2008
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amir_j said:
Penny-lope said:
Titan Simba said:
I just met her, so I can hardly say ' Oi love, smile for the dickie bird' can I hehe



Edited by Penny-lope on Saturday 29th November 13:18
No- too prove your tall slim and pretty biggrin
And who say's I was scratchchin

My photo's been on here enough, thank you very much biggrin

paul26982

3,850 posts

247 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Looks arnt everything, if you think so, thats quite shallow