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esselte

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296 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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I suppose it's a repost but it tickled me a little bit....

More banking news... Looks like Japan is going down the tube;

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended
after they nose dived.


While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

278 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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did you hear the one about black Jesus? wink

Scott328i

18,294 posts

230 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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sleep envy said:
did you hear the one about black Jesus? wink
no ...

Simpo Two

92,739 posts

294 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Blimey, that was as repost even when I posted it!

esselte

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14,626 posts

296 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Simpo Two said:
Blimey, that was as repost even when I posted it!
I thought it might be...getmecoat

FourWheelDrift

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313 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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esselte

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14,626 posts

296 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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FourWheelDrift said:
I suppose I deserve it...smile