Bringing large amount of euros to the UK
Bringing large amount of euros to the UK
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Busa_Rush

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6,930 posts

280 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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__G__

16,163 posts

219 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Sellotape them to your legs, waist, chest and arms or alternatively use a hollowed out wheelchair.

In terms of the most cost effective way to exchange currency I would recommend standing at an airport terminal in a trenchcoat. Due to the reduced overheads involved in trenchcoat trading you should be able to beat the price offered by the extortionate "bureau-de-change".

Failing that I would invest a one off masterpiece painting from Europe. Get it insured, get it copied and then burn your house down keeping both the painting and the insurance pay out (in sterling).

Then you can walk into the sunset with a bag full of sterling and that smug bd grin that only George Clooney can manage.

HTH,

G


Imelda

793 posts

295 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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ipwn

2,920 posts

220 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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You're heading in the wrong direction....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7757975.st...

Get what you can wink

Edited by ipwn on Tuesday 2nd December 14:59

Twincam16

27,647 posts

287 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Stow it below decks on a cigarette boat, run it into a small Cornish port late at night with running lights off, navigate with GPS.

I'm sure there are some Somalians out there who could help you. Might want quite a hefty commission though.

__G__

16,163 posts

219 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Twincam16 said:
Stow it below decks on a cigarette boat, run it into a small Cornish port late at night with running lights off, navigate with GPS.

I'm sure there are some Somalians out there who could help you. Might want quite a hefty commission though.
Like most tradesmen at the moment a lot of them are unemployed so you could probably make them an offer. The pirates union is notoriously difficult to deal with though.

deckster

9,631 posts

284 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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G said:
Twincam16 said:
Stow it below decks on a cigarette boat, run it into a small Cornish port late at night with running lights off, navigate with GPS.

I'm sure there are some Somalians out there who could help you. Might want quite a hefty commission though.
Like most tradesmen at the moment a lot of them are unemployed so you could probably make them an offer. The pirates union is notoriously difficult to deal with though.
Rubbish. Give 'em a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum and they're like putty in your hands.

PS - underscore-G-man, change your name as it buggers the quotes, there's a good chap

Edited by deckster on Tuesday 2nd December 15:10

G_T

16,163 posts

219 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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deckster said:
PS - underscore-G-man, change your name as it buggers the quotes, there's a good chap
Since you asked nicely.

deckster

9,631 posts

284 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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G_T said:
deckster said:
PS - underscore-G-man, change your name as it buggers the quotes, there's a good chap
Since you asked nicely.
Much better, ta thumbup