Monbigot in the Guardian today
Monbigot in the Guardian today
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Mon Ami Mate

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6,589 posts

297 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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I despise this person with every fibre of my being.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/dec/0...

Long, detailed, impressive - but futile in the face of runaway climate change

This environmental state of emergency demands a bolder answer than Lord Turner's. We could start by taking six critical steps

George Monbiot guardian.co.uk, Tuesday December 2 2008 00.01 GMT The Guardian, Tuesday December 2 2008

Lord Turner has two jobs. The first, as chair of the Financial Services Authority, is to save capitalism. The second, as chair of the committee on climate change, is to save the biosphere from the impacts of capitalism. I have no idea how well he is discharging the first task, but if his approach to the second one is anything to go by, you should dump your shares and buy gold.

His climate change report, published yesterday, is long, detailed and impressive. It has the admirable objective of trying to cap global warming at two degrees or a little more. This, it says, means that greenhouse gas pollution in the UK should fall by 80% by 2050 and by 31% by 2020. But there's a problem. There is no longer any likely relationship between an 80% cut and two degrees of warming. This gets a little complicated, but please bear with me while I explain why Turner's proposal is about as likely to stop runaway climate change as the Maginot Line was to hold back the Luftwaffe.

The 80% cut he recommends for the UK more or less matches a global target of 50% by 2050. A 50% global cut, the report says, would make roughly two degrees of warming a "central expectation" and would reduce the probability of four degrees (which it calls "extremely dangerous climate change") to less than 1%.

Turner claims that to keep the temperature rise close to two degrees, the world's greenhouse gas emissions must peak in 2016 then fall by either 3% or 4% a year. A 3% rate of decline is most likely to deliver a temperature rise of 2.2 degrees this century; a 4% annual cut would produce about a 2.1 degree rise. That's more or less consistent with his 2050 targets.

So far so good. But a recent paper in the Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society, using the same sources, comes to completely different conclusions. It agrees that to deliver a reasonable chance of preventing more than two degrees of warming, greenhouse gases in the atmosphere need to stabilise at a maximum of 450 parts per million, carbon dioxide equivalent (ppmCO2e). But it shows that to achieve this, global emissions of greenhouse gases from the parts of the system we can control need to peak by 2015, then fall by 6%-8% a year between 2020 and 2040, leading to "full decarbonisation sometime soon after 2050". Even this, it shows, relies on an optimistic reading of the current data. Turner's suggested cuts are more likely to produce four degrees of warming than two degrees.

The difference between the two reports comes down to this: Turner assumes that greenhouse gases can rise to 500 ppmCO2e before falling back to 450. The other paper shows that this is a dangerous assumption. Not only does this mean that the cut comes far too late but, far from falling back, the enhanced levels in the atmosphere are likely to trigger more emissions as the biosphere starts producing more greenhouse gases than it absorbs. We cannot afford to overshoot.

Last week a paper published in Geophysical Research Letters produced what could be the first hard evidence that runaway global feedback has begun. In 2007 methane levels in the atmosphere, which had previously levelled off, began rising again. The most likely reason is that the Siberian permafrost is melting, as a result of the runaway warming of the Arctic. This wasn't supposed to begin for another 80 years. The great global meltdown appears to have started, yet Turner proposes that we carry on with the old plan as if nothing has changed. We're still digging trenches, even as the sky fills with bomber planes.

My reading of the new projections suggests that to play its part in preventing two degrees of global warming, the UK needs to cut greenhouse gases by roughly 25% from current levels by the end of 2012 - a quarter in four years. But how the heck could this be done? Here is a list of measures that could be enacted almost immediately. They require no economic or technological miracles; but they do demand that the government is brave enough to govern.

1 Immediately renegotiate the European Emissions Trading Scheme, imposing a lower cap on carbon pollution and the mandatory sale of all emissions permits to the industries covered by the scheme (currently over 90% are given away).

2 Use the money this raises for:

a. A crash programme for training builders. As the major component of a green new deal - delivering jobs as well as carbon cuts - the government will immediately launch training schemes for tens of thousands of specialist builders, insulators, window-fitters, plasterers and decorators.

b. A home improvement scheme like Germany's, but twice as fast. Every year between January 2010 and 2020, 10% of homes will be fully insulated and fitted with good windows or secondary glazing, at state expense. Landlords will have a legal obligation to join, or lose their right to take tenants. Announce that when the scheme is complete, gas and electricity bills will be subject to an escalating tariff: the more you use, the more you will have to pay for every unit.

3 Announce that incandescent lightbulbs will no longer be sold in the UK from next April. Announce that no fridge or freezer with an energy rating below grade A++, and no other appliance rated below grade A, will be sold from next July.

4 Increase vehicle excise duty for the most polluting cars to £3,000 a year (from the current £400). Use the money this raises to:

a. Start closing key urban streets to private cars and dedicating them to public transport and cycling.

b. Increase the public subsidy for bus and train journeys. Oblige the bus companies to sign contracts providing a wider range of services. Give us the integrated low-carbon transport we have long been promised, in which buses are scheduled to meet trains, buses and trains carry bicycles, and safe cycle lanes connect with each other across entire cities.

c. Train thousands of new coach drivers and public transport operators. Create coach lanes on all motorways and start moving coach stations from the city centres to the motorway junctions, to enable coach travel to become as fast and efficient as car travel. Link them to city centres with dedicated bus lanes.

d. Scrap the airport expansion programme. Set a cap on the number of landing slots, which will fall every year until it reaches 5% of current capacity.

5 Stop the burning of moorland because this exposes and oxidises peat. Grouse shoots (which are mostly responsible) produce a staggering proportion of the UK's emissions.

6 Stop all opencast coal mining and rescind planning permission for new works. Impose stonking taxes on the extraction of all fossil fuels.

Is this enough? No. But it puts us on the right track. It's all a gamble from now on: the only reliable advice is that we shouldn't start from here. But two decades of procrastination ensure that only emergency measures now have a chance of preventing a climate disaster. What Turner's report - polite, measured and impressive as it is - proposes is more procrastination.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

238 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Just shoot the Fookin lot of them!

Quaint

658 posts

223 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Of course, we could just ask the Chinese to nuke us all back to the Middle Ages, and solve the population problem as well. rolleyes

I cannot stand this sort of simplistic argument - proponents of Monbiot's kind all seem to want to change Western society into some kind of neo-Communist agrarian idyll. Yeah, right. That will work.

Morons.

o.versteer

3,338 posts

258 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Quaint said:
Of course, we could just ask the Chinese to nuke us all back to the Middle Ages, and solve the population problem as well. rolleyes

I cannot stand this sort of simplistic argument - proponents of Monbiot's kind all seem to want to change Western society into some kind of neo-Communist agrarian idyll. Yeah, right. That will work.

Morons.
Nicely put.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

234 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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GeorgieBoy said:
3 Announce that incandescent lightbulbs will no longer be sold in the UK from next April. Announce that no fridge or freezer with an energy rating below grade A++, and no other appliance rated below grade A, will be sold from next July.

4 Increase vehicle excise duty for the most polluting cars to £3,000 a year (from the current £400). Use the money this raises to:

a. Start closing key urban streets to private cars and dedicating them to public transport and cycling.

b. Increase the public subsidy for bus and train journeys. Oblige the bus companies to sign contracts providing a wider range of services. Give us the integrated low-carbon transport we have long been promised, in which buses are scheduled to meet trains, buses and trains carry bicycles, and safe cycle lanes connect with each other across entire cities.

c. Train thousands of new coach drivers and public transport operators. Create coach lanes on all motorways and start moving coach stations from the city centres to the motorway junctions, to enable coach travel to become as fast and efficient as car travel. Link them to city centres with dedicated bus lanes.

d. Scrap the airport expansion programme. Set a cap on the number of landing slots, which will fall every year until it reaches 5% of current capacity.
rofl

rofl

rofl

My sides!!

motco

17,614 posts

275 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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I saw him (Monbiot) on Newsnight last night. He is in a fantasy land all of his own. Why do these doom-mongers not promote research into coping with climate change rather than trying to stop it when their stock-in-trade is saying how it's all far worse than we can imagine and we'll all be murdered in our beds anyway?

williamp

20,400 posts

302 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Mon Ami Mate said:
I despise this person with every fibre of my being.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/dec/0...


5 Stop the burning of moorland because this exposes and oxidises peat. Grouse shoots (which are mostly responsible) produce a staggering proportion of the UK's emissions.
Great news! We dont havwe to stop driving, just stop Grouse shoots. This will stop the production of a staggering proportion of our emissions!

See, it wasne the car afterall...

Nick_F

10,598 posts

275 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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motco said:
I saw him (Monbiot) on Newsnight last night. He is in a fantasy land all of his own. Why do these doom-mongers not promote research into coping with climate change rather than trying to stop it when their stock-in-trade is saying how it's all far worse than we can imagine and we'll all be murdered in our beds anyway?
Because they're not interested in coping with climate change. They're not interested in climate change either, except as a means to justify the changes needed to usher-in the society in which they believe we should live.

tomkandy

114 posts

238 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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This could indeed be summarised to "completely fk the British economy, after all Third World countries don't produce much pollution".

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

262 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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This little pillock gets right up my nose. No doubt his intention.

A pox on him, and his ignorant little war on incandescent bulbs.

Horse_Apple

3,795 posts

271 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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It would be a hell of a lot easier to accept it is likely to happen and stockpile cash and guns to enable us to deal with absolutely whatever changes a warmer planet will bring.

Britain is a tiny island and if global warming is manmade then there is nothing we can do to change this. Only India, China and the US can do this and they don't want to.

Pissing in the wind just makes you look silly and uncomfortable.

Skipppy

1,136 posts

239 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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TVR Moneypit said:
hornetrider said:
GeorgieBoy said:
3 Announce that incandescent lightbulbs will no longer be sold in the UK from next April. Announce that no fridge or freezer with an energy rating below grade A++, and no other appliance rated below grade A, will be sold from next July.

4 Increase vehicle excise duty for the most polluting cars to £3,000 a year (from the current £400). Use the money this raises to:

a. Start closing key urban streets to private cars and dedicating them to public transport and cycling.

b. Increase the public subsidy for bus and train journeys. Oblige the bus companies to sign contracts providing a wider range of services. Give us the integrated low-carbon transport we have long been promised, in which buses are scheduled to meet trains, buses and trains carry bicycles, and safe cycle lanes connect with each other across entire cities.

c. Train thousands of new coach drivers and public transport operators. Create coach lanes on all motorways and start moving coach stations from the city centres to the motorway junctions, to enable coach travel to become as fast and efficient as car travel. Link them to city centres with dedicated bus lanes.

d. Scrap the airport expansion programme. Set a cap on the number of landing slots, which will fall every year until it reaches 5% of current capacity.
rofl

rofl

rofl

My sides!!
Personally, I'd like to slap him untill his head fell off. punch
That money would get siphoned off to the latest quango or miss guided attempt to better the workers (publics) lives.

Its really really scary what some people (Monbiot and the twot who proposed regulating house prices) out there are proposing as 'good ideas.' We are marching blindly to Russia circa 1950.

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

246 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Horse_Apple said:
Pissing in the wind just makes you look silly and uncomfortable.
Not to mention the potential for spit-spotting on your slacks.

People like Monbiot are just pedants looking for a cause. It just happens to be climate change, and that just happens to be a subject a lot of public take at face value.

o.versteer

3,338 posts

258 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Nick_F said:
Because they're not interested in coping with climate change. They're not interested in climate change either, except as a means to justify the changes needed to usher-in the society in which they believe we should live.
I'd like to think it isn't so, really, but am finding it hard to argue against it.

GregE240

10,857 posts

296 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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I really do not know how or why this man gets the column inches. In the US, they would have no time for him.

Mad.

Horse_Apple

3,795 posts

271 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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o.versteer said:
Nick_F said:
Because they're not interested in coping with climate change. They're not interested in climate change either, except as a means to justify the changes needed to usher-in the society in which they believe we should live.
I'd like to think it isn't so, really, but am finding it hard to argue against it.
Go and watch 1984 and appreciate that this is how they want you all to live and you will soon realise that the few sensible individuals talking about global warmin have been drowned out by political nutters who firstly need a cause in order to feel they exist and secondly are Trotskiist control freaks.

I recall a rather well respected scientist stating that the only way to cure the problem of global warming was to shoot all the loonies who were talking about it. His view was that it was indeed a manmade problem but in a different way, in the way that it was made in man's mind.

Fittster

20,120 posts

242 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Vote conservative and get shot of his platform, the Guardian.

"The Conservative Party has promised to overhaul advertising for public sector jobs in a move that could potentially hit The Guardian newspaper.

Shadow chancellor George Osborne has vowed to move all public sector job ads from newspapers to a new official website if his party comes to power after the next general election.

This plan could result in newspapers, particularly The Guardian's Wednesday Society section, losing around £790m spent by local and central government on job ads each year. The dedicated public sector website would only cost an estimated £5m."

http://www.brandrepublic.com/bulletins/br/article/...

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

262 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Fittster said:
Vote conservative and get shot of his platform, the Guardian.
That is brilliant!

Sadly, I've got more chance of a threesome with Claudia Schiffer and Aishwarya Rai than the Cons do of winning here. frown

stew-S160

8,020 posts

267 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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can someone explain to me why this idiot hasn't been removed yet?

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

233 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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I bet that little fart of a climate warrior lives in a way bigger house then me and gets on way more flights then me

nasty little 2 faced prick