NSFW If you were the opposite sex for a day...
NSFW If you were the opposite sex for a day...
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randomman

Original Poster:

2,215 posts

218 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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What would you do?

I would either not go out all *wink* *wink*

Or I would go and sit in the woman's changing room at the gym

satchbot

1,916 posts

225 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Both sound like perfectly good ideas for the day evil

ascayman

13,344 posts

245 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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i'd divorce me and get my money back.

mechsympathy

58,652 posts

284 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Why the "or"?

Badgerboy

1,794 posts

221 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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I'd probably be arrested for multiple sex crimes. But as I'd not be a bloke, I'd get away with it!

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

222 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Pee standing up, have a tommy tank, and get 'man flu' biggrin

arun1uk

1,066 posts

227 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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ascayman said:
i'd divorce me and get my money back.
You sir, are a genius.

captainzep

13,306 posts

221 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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I'd do something very lesbianny indeed.

evenflow

8,876 posts

311 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Penny-lope said:
Pee standing up, have a tommy tank, and get 'man flu' biggrin
You can do all those already!

Rugbyman

1,625 posts

232 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Moan/nag




cronk-flakes

3,480 posts

282 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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captainzep said:
I'd do something very lesbianny indeed.
And get photos/video evidence... You could then relive the moment even when you are a man!! idea

mark69sheer

3,906 posts

231 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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see what all the fuss about handbags is.. ???

Hoppy2008

2,496 posts

224 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Id go anf find the male equivalent of me, (i.e. me) and wk me off.

cornishgirl

1,692 posts

221 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Penny-lope said:
Pee standing up, have a tommy tank, and get 'man flu' biggrin
rofl

Err, on second thoughts:

yuck

princeperch

8,269 posts

276 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Beyonce has been giving this some careful thought:

I were a boy
Even just for a day
I’d roll outta bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted then go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I’d kick it with who I wanted
And I’d never get confronted for it.
Cause they’d stick up for me

I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I’d be a better man.
I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he’s taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed


I were a boy
I could turn off my phone
Tell evveryone it’s broken
So they’d think that I was sleepin’ alone
I’d put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she’d be faithful
Waitin’ for me to come home (to come home

It’s a little too late for you to come back
Say its just a mistake
Think I’d forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

(Chorus)

But you’re just a boy
You don’t understand
Yeah you don’t understand
How it feels to love a girl someday
You wish you were a better man
You don’t listen to her
You don’t care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you’ve taken her for granted
And everything you have got destroyed
But you’re just a boy

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

222 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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evenflow said:
Penny-lope said:
Pee standing up, have a tommy tank, and get 'man flu' biggrin
You can do all those already!
Not without a cock, I can't hehe

Well okay, I could do one just now



Edited by Penny-lope on Tuesday 2nd December 16:09

mark69sheer

3,906 posts

231 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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win an argument without having a clue what I am talking about!!

_Deano

7,414 posts

282 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Be on the blob and be pissed off with the world.

Don

28,378 posts

313 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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captainzep said:
I'd do something very lesbianny indeed.
Given that one's mind remains unchanged about what constitutes the proper sex to be attracted to I'd have to say that's probably the most interesting experience one could have.

If on the other hand it DID change...

...I'd wait in a dark room quietly until I changed back.

gjc10212

271 posts

235 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Search for buried treasure multiple times.