Would you buy a car from this person

[Poledriver]

I'm not joining the spelin Gestapo, but this is just ridiculous! Could it be a wind-up?

E-bay ad

Translation anyone?

[crofty1984]

Looks like someone with dyslexia trying their best.

[Republik]

Can you post up the text, I can't get on ebay at work.

[Graham E]

The ad at least fits the motor he's selling...

[Poledriver]

Republik said:

Can you post up the text, I can't get on ebay at work.

Hi here for auction is my mg zr van just the same as a car but its got no back seats so you could put all your tools and things in it its got the back side windows all in metal its the express version so it means its the sports version wer it comes standard with electric windows electric mirrows half leather seats front and back fog lights aircon cd player alarm imobiliser alloys spoiler side skirts and its a 2.0L turbo diesel 120bhp but realy good on fuel and very fast and realy cheap on insurance the van has been well looked after as you can see in the pics and ive only used it for pat testing witch isnt mesy at all and the reason im getting rid of it is because i dont use the space at all so wud prefer a car wud swap for a golf gti turbo its got 123000 on the clock witch most of it wud of been motorway miles cos the guy i got it off used it for a company van and he lives right near me its got 7months mot witch it passed first time and 4months tax left i did have the service book but i cant find it anywer if i do i will let every1 know it was last seviced at 110000 miles the alloys wat are on the van have been replaced with the mg ones cos they had no tread on the front but the original mg ones have about 7mm of tread left so plenty of life in them if it goes for the buy it now price or near enuf i will include a sony headunit video cd mp3 player colour m9900 got all the v5 papers and mot sertificates present also the back window is tinted it has a couple of stone chips on bonet not noticable i will also have it valated for who ever buys it this van has been well looked after every saturday i wud clean it in and owtside drives realy smooth who ever buys this will be very happy with it any other question please ring on 07594724105 liam or you can email thanks no reserve aswel 1 of the sportiest vans ever happy bidding

HTH

[esselte]

He needs to order some full stops...

[EngJock]

I turned blue trying to read it out loud...

[elster]

Shock horror! A person selling van can't spell well and can't use the internet properly.

What is wrong with the car? Not everyone is a geek, like the members of this forum.

Edited by elster on Wednesday 3rd December 11:25

[ZR1cliff]

'Pat testing' ?

[o.versteer]

crofty1984 said:

Looks like someone with dyslexia trying their best.

I think you're doing people with dyslexia a disservice here.

[Gruppe1875]

FFS, its not that bad ... but he did make some mistakes so must be a scam

[Graham E]

Pat testing - electrical test of anything you plug into the walls. He's implying it's not been full of cement etc.

[elster]

ZR1cliff said:

'Pat testing' ?

No clever enough to do proper electrics

[EngJock]

ZR1cliff said:

'Pat testing' ?

Something elekrtrickle, innit?

[esselte]

ZR1cliff said:

'Pat testing' ?

Portable Appliance Test...electrical safety checks on things like kettles/heaters/pcs etc...I think he's trying to say that the rear of the van won't be as cacky as it would if he were a builder or plumber..

[ZR1cliff]

Dats me ejukated fanks
fought it wuz slapping cow sh.it wiv shuvalls

[shouldbworking]

elster said:

Shock horror! A person selling van can't spell well and can't use the internet properly.

What is wrong with the car? Not everyone is a geek, like the members of this forum.

Edited by elster on Wednesday 3rd December 11:25

Totally, all people able to use punctuation are geeks.

[Poledriver]

shouldbworking said:

elster said:

Shock horror! A person selling van can't spell well and can't use the internet properly.

What is wrong with the car? Not everyone is a geek, like the members of this forum.

Edited by elster on Wednesday 3rd December 11:25

Totally, all people able to use punctuation are geeks.

[fathomfive]

I for one wouldn't buy anything where Frank Butcher had been 'testing' Pat in the back.

[tricky69]

elster said:

Shock horror! A person selling van can't spell well and can't use the internet properly.

What is wrong with the car? Not everyone is a geek, like the members of this forum.

Edited by elster on Wednesday 3rd December 11:25

i hate I.T. geeks as well !