Married heterosexuals with kids

[GavinPearson]

There seems to be a thread for everybody else, so here's one for my 'special interest group'.

[xrv]

Deviant

[mybrainhurts]

Perv...

[Blue Meanie]

Won't someone think f the children, (other than priests, and blokes who live in their parents basement).

[marvelharvey]

People like you should be locked up!

[Alfachick]

Good grief! What is the world coming to eh? eh? EH?!!

[Blue Meanie]

marvelharvey said:

People like you should be locked up!

I was, but they let me out... (when I say let me out, I actually mean burrowing through 12 feet of concrete using a sharpened toothbrush, and a packet of band-aids)

[Colonial]

Blue Meanie said:

marvelharvey said:

People like you should be locked up!

I was, but they let me out... (when I say let me out, I actually mean burrowing through 12 feet of concrete using a sharpened toothbrush, and a packet of band-aids)

You are macgyver, AICMFP

[Blue Meanie]

Colonial said:

Blue Meanie said:

marvelharvey said:

People like you should be locked up!

I was, but they let me out... (when I say let me out, I actually mean burrowing through 12 feet of concrete using a sharpened toothbrush, and a packet of band-aids)

You are macgyver, AICMFP

Ssssh... You never saw me!

[deviant]

xrv said:

Deviant

[mybrainhurts]

Aaargh...

[elle]

No comment

[Cooky]

GavinPearson said:

There seems to be a thread for everybody else, so here's one for my 'special interest group'.

Sicko!

but tell the truth, you have had 'normal' thoughts like doing two birds at once?...yes

[Skywalker]

I'm one too

[ShadownINja]

Tip: the more you have, the higher the income.

[GavinPearson]

Cooky said:

GavinPearson said:

There seems to be a thread for everybody else, so here's one for my 'special interest group'.

Sicko!

but tell the truth, you have had 'normal' thoughts like doing two birds at once?...yes

It is perfectly normal for my wife to cook two birds at large family gatherings, catering for those that like a bit of leg, and for those who like breast.

[Cooky]

GavinPearson said:

Cooky said:

GavinPearson said:

There seems to be a thread for everybody else, so here's one for my 'special interest group'.

Sicko!

but tell the truth, you have had 'normal' thoughts like doing two birds at once?...yes

It is perfectly normal for my wife to cook two birds at large family gatherings, catering for those that like a bit of leg, and for those who like breast.

[ManicMushroom]

ummm, now,.... ummm...... isnt heterosexual man an woman??

could this just be the wine fuddling my brain atm (and JD, and beer, im no alchy honest :P )

im a slight confused with this thread.

[TomKing]

Moderator note - Unfortunately Tom passed the "are you too much of an idiot to be allowed to post on PH?" test, and so won't be around so much anymore.

[SimonV8ster]

Skywalker said:

I'm one too

Theres people like you that live down my road.