What kids are taught...

[ipwn]

I've seen quite a few members asking what on earth kids are taught in school nowadays.

So I thought I might aswell sample some stuff for you.

Sorry you are going to have to tilt your head hehe.

Edited by ipwn on Thursday 4th December 14:52

[Heskey]

The 2nd from the bottom poster looks like it was taken whilst speeding

[maxrider]

Presumably they do this crap when they are not being brainwashed with man made global warming?

[collateral]

Didn't think we had any speed limits ending with 5s here.

[Heskey]

collateral said:

Didn't think we had any speed limits ending with 5s here.

Or speed limits in hazard triangle signs.

I find it laughable that the only people that see this drivel is them; they don't even drive.

[Mc Lovin]

Heskey said:

The 2nd from the bottom poster looks like it was taken whilst speeding

No running in the CORRIDOR!!!!!!!

[collateral]

Heskey said:

collateral said:

Didn't think we had any speed limits ending with 5s here.

Or speed limits in hazard triangle signs.

I find it laughable that the only people that see this drivel is them; they don't even drive.

Or zebras running loose

I'd also ask why they're using !!! instead of ???

[Heskey]

collateral said:

Heskey said:

collateral said:

Didn't think we had any speed limits ending with 5s here.

Or speed limits in hazard triangle signs.

I find it laughable that the only people that see this drivel is them; they don't even drive.

Or zebras running loose

I'd also ask why they're using !!! instead of ???

Probably the same reason they're writing in about size 20 font and have had to rule under their lines to keep them straight; and forgotten to rub out the lines afterwards.

They're clearly simple

[Davi]

I've decided to start teaching my 9 month old that if any of his teachers tell him speed kills he must simply respond with "" in a soft voice while shaking his head.

He's got the shaking his head bit sorted, but his mum doesn't seem to keen on his first word being .

[ipwn]

I would love to be taught this sort of crap even at the ages of 13 14 15

Hell make that any age

Edited by ipwn on Thursday 4th December 15:03

[Plotloss]

If only they were taught how to use cameras...

[Piersman2]

Plotloss said:

If only they were taught how to use cameras...

My thought exactly....

... if only they'd been taught to hold the camera the right way up!

[collateral]

Heskey said:

collateral said:

Heskey said:

collateral said:

Didn't think we had any speed limits ending with 5s here.

Or speed limits in hazard triangle signs.

I find it laughable that the only people that see this drivel is them; they don't even drive.

Or zebras running loose

I'd also ask why they're using !!! instead of ???

Probably the same reason they're writing in about size 20 font and have had to rule under their lines to keep them straight; and forgotten to rub out the lines afterwards.

They're clearly simple

It's odd what they seem to be pedalling these days. The only 'safety' stuff they drilled into in school was 'don't talk to strangers', 'don't play on railway lines' and 'don't climb up electricity pylons'

[hugoagogo]

collateral said:

Heskey said:

collateral said:

Heskey said:

collateral said:

Didn't think we had any speed limits ending with 5s here.

Or speed limits in hazard triangle signs.

I find it laughable that the only people that see this drivel is them; they don't even drive.

Or zebras running loose

I'd also ask why they're using !!! instead of ???

Probably the same reason they're writing in about size 20 font and have had to rule under their lines to keep them straight; and forgotten to rub out the lines afterwards.

They're clearly simple

It's odd what they seem to be pedalling these days. The only 'safety' stuff they drilled into in school was 'don't talk to strangers', 'don't play on railway lines' and 'don't climb up electricity pylons'

and 'don't tell your mum' by the scout master

[OJ]

The irony is that having had all this propaganda rammed down their throats, one of the little brats is more likely to walk out in front of a speeding car to try and slow it down

[anonymous-user]

http://www.ocr.org.uk/pastpapermaterials/pastpaper... you might be interested in the link attached... some GCSE past papers, this is what kids are taught!!!...

[ipwn]

pablo said:

http://www.ocr.org.uk/pastpapermaterials/pastpaper... you might be interested in the link attached... some GCSE past papers, this is what kids are taught!!!...

Should have done AQA

[The Skunk]

hugoagogo said:

and 'don't tell your mum' by the scout master

[ipwn]

Piersman2 said:

Plotloss said:

If only they were taught how to use cameras...

My thought exactly....

... if only they'd been taught to hold the camera the right way up!

iPhone camera

[Heskey]

OJ said:

The irony is that having had all this propaganda rammed down their throats, one of the little brats is more likely to walk out in front of a speeding car to try and slow it down

And collateral, what you were saying about 'Don't talk to strangers' etc, when we were younger we had a police officer come into our schools every now and then and give us lectures. He had such a strong accent, and said some of the most ridiculous stuff he's now got his own Facebook fan group.

Some of his words of wisdom:

"Stranger - Danger!"

"Y'accidentally kick y'ball over in'that 'lectricity box. Y'mate goes in t'get it. Y'mates cool, reight? NOH! Y'MATES AN IDIOT!"

"Yer might think yer cool walkin round wi a baseball bat, but you won't be laughin when yer wanna go to Disneyland and they won't let yer int country wi a criminal record!"

"you might think it looks like coffe beans but NO!!! this is what is formerly known as CANNABIS!!"

"yer mate says "lets play on this building site"
so yer do
(shows video of some kid dyin on a buildin site)
so do yer think that was a good idea?
yer don't do yer.
never play on buildin sites kids - they're not playrounds....................."

"yer mate says "lets lick these live power cables"but yer mates a fool.

"It's down t'you!"

Edited by Heskey on Thursday 4th December 15:28