Delivery Driver

[Galileo]

To the delivery driver that just dumped all his rubbish outside my garage.
Thanks very much. I've picked it all up for you, and I'm going to keep it all in a bag. And the next time you come round my way I'm going make you EAT THE fkING LOT YOU SCUM BAG.

[Delivery Driver]

HA! BY THE WAY, I'M ALSO SHAGGING YOUR WIFE YOU CT!

[MrVelox]

Delivery Driver said:

HA! BY THE WAY, I'M ALSO SHAGGING YOUR WIFE YOU CT!

[paoloh]

Delivery Driver said:

HA! BY THE WAY, I'M ALSO SHAGGING YOUR WIFE YOU CT!

You too, fk me, she gets around.

[Captain Cadillac]

Might be the best response I have yet seen on a forum.

Anyhow, get the reg #? Any Chance of finding him and spilling the garbage all over his front garden?

[Galileo]

I doubt if it was you unless you can drive and type at the same time. Most delivery drivers cant even think and breath at the same time.

[hornetrider]

MrVelox said:

Delivery Driver said:

HA! BY THE WAY, I'M ALSO SHAGGING YOUR WIFE YOU CT!

[PhantomHumper]

Delivery Driver said:

HA! BY THE WAY, I'M ALSO SHAGGING YOUR WIFE YOU CT!

perfection

[Harry Flashman]

Delivery Driver said:

HA! BY THE WAY, I'M ALSO SHAGGING YOUR WIFE YOU CT!