Confession time
Discussion
Just in case you want to get something of your chest. 
I will start
1) I nicked my dads Ford Cortina (mk4 1.6l in blue) when I was 15yo in 1985. He was a away for the weekend. Got stuck in snow (those were the days) nearly crashed and died, ran it out of petrol and told him someone nicked it and dumped it down the road (which was true)
Sorry dad.
2) Wanted to buy a an old BMW 1602 in about 1986 off this old couple up my road as it was just sitting there all unloved. They didnt want to sell it. So I unstuck a council removal notice of a dumped car, cut the details of the bottom and stuck it to theirs.
Went up the next day to see if they had changed their mind, they had, bought it for £70.
Sorry old couple.
3) Shagged my mates bird in 1994.
Sorry mate.
Thats it.
I will start
1) I nicked my dads Ford Cortina (mk4 1.6l in blue) when I was 15yo in 1985. He was a away for the weekend. Got stuck in snow (those were the days) nearly crashed and died, ran it out of petrol and told him someone nicked it and dumped it down the road (which was true)
Sorry dad.
2) Wanted to buy a an old BMW 1602 in about 1986 off this old couple up my road as it was just sitting there all unloved. They didnt want to sell it. So I unstuck a council removal notice of a dumped car, cut the details of the bottom and stuck it to theirs.
Went up the next day to see if they had changed their mind, they had, bought it for £70.
Sorry old couple.
3) Shagged my mates bird in 1994.
Sorry mate.
Thats it.
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
GTIR said:
2) Wanted to buy a an old BMW 1602 in about 1986 off this old couple up my road as it was just sitting there all unloved. They didnt want to sell it. So I unstuck a council removal notice of a dumped car, cut the details of the bottom and stuck it to theirs.
Went up the next day to see if they had changed their mind, they had, bought it for £70.
Sorry old couple.
Went up the next day to see if they had changed their mind, they had, bought it for £70.
Sorry old couple.
nice work
Spooky!
Did the same thing when I was 15 with my dad's Ital. Buggered the diff, and limped home to park it in the same place. He never knew it was me! Sorry dad RIP.
Similar rest of stories as OP. How weird - just 1 year out though 1986.
There's more serious stuff, but not for this forum
Did the same thing when I was 15 with my dad's Ital. Buggered the diff, and limped home to park it in the same place. He never knew it was me! Sorry dad RIP.
Similar rest of stories as OP. How weird - just 1 year out though 1986.
There's more serious stuff, but not for this forum
There was a bully at school who everyone hated (about 5 or 6 at the time). We were getting the mats out in PE and for some reason he hid under his...
I did a running jump and landed on the back of his with both knees. Think I broke his nose! No one saw me do it and when he crawled from under the mat with blood everywhere he got blamed for being 'stupid with his mat and not what he was told to do'
I did a running jump and landed on the back of his with both knees. Think I broke his nose! No one saw me do it and when he crawled from under the mat with blood everywhere he got blamed for being 'stupid with his mat and not what he was told to do'
I'm never going to a meet that your at;)Back in 2003 my brother an i whilst on a job in the IOW we drank a bottle of JD between us then walked down to the beach, where we found an ice cream hut, some how we where convinced there was treasure inside and proceeded to try and enter whilst shouting about said treasure, but to no avail, I may or may not have ripped a bit of wood off the back....I am sorry.
In the same night my brother climbed over the wall of the house we where working on (a good 6ft high dry stone job) which promptly collapsed. He said it was like that when we got there.
We both suffered the next day.
Also From the top bedroom of my parents barn conversion i shot what i thought to be a crow with my air rifle, it turned out to be my mothers fav chicken.
I once farted, it was so horrid that i was almost sick, i blamed it on the dog, everyone beleived me, Tiny i'm sorry.
In the same night my brother climbed over the wall of the house we where working on (a good 6ft high dry stone job) which promptly collapsed. He said it was like that when we got there.
We both suffered the next day.
Also From the top bedroom of my parents barn conversion i shot what i thought to be a crow with my air rifle, it turned out to be my mothers fav chicken.
I once farted, it was so horrid that i was almost sick, i blamed it on the dog, everyone beleived me, Tiny i'm sorry.
Tifosi said:
Sciroccology said:
I tried to break into a newsagent's in 1984 to nick all the porn mags. Well, not all of them, just one copy of each.
haha, i did the same but with gay porn mags, they're actually ok once you get used to them.About 10years ago my sister was still learning to drive my king and queen had gone out for the night left their car on the drive blocking in my sisters 2cv so i reversed the audi off the drive with a steering lock on (as they had taken to keys with the lock key on) so i reversed the car out as much as possible for my sister to then try and get her car out of a very very small gap wich she successfully reversed into the front of the Audi and smashed the lights the number plate dented the side panel and ripped the front bumper, So we put everything back to where it was and just waited,
Mum and dad did not notice until the next morning when they have left to go shopping came home after being to the police as they though and still do think that it MUST have happened when they went shopping on the saturday day whne left in the car park but have been unable to see anything on CCTV. When asked my sister and me about it there where some very dumbfounded looks from us and a very convincing "noooooo?!"
So I'M sorry daddy and mummy!! I wove you
Mum and dad did not notice until the next morning when they have left to go shopping came home after being to the police as they though and still do think that it MUST have happened when they went shopping on the saturday day whne left in the car park but have been unable to see anything on CCTV. When asked my sister and me about it there where some very dumbfounded looks from us and a very convincing "noooooo?!"
So I'M sorry daddy and mummy!! I wove you
triggersbroom said:
C8PPO said:
I nutted someone last night because he was REALLY pissing me off and wouldn't stop after I told him to, but I think I overreacted and I feel a touch s
tty about it today......
Then he deserved it then - I take it you warned him off first?tty about it today......Gassing Station | The Pie & Piston Archive | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff