*******. Got the boss as secret sants!

[Legend83]

Just pulled a Partners name from the hat.

Only recently joined the department and no nothing about him, he is quiet and elusive.

£5 budget.

Help!

[Crusoe]

decent malt minature

[randomman]

1st Rule of secret santa. Its never a secret, even if you keep quiet, he'll work out by process of elimination.

How about some form of desk toy or whisky minis?

[10 Pence Short]

Get him a Polaroid of you handling your piece, with a colleagues phone number written on the back in dried spunk.

[ascayman]

butt plug

[Legend83]

10 Pence Short said:

Get him a Polaroid of you handling your piece, with a colleagues phone number written on the back in dried spunk.

fking hell!

[jamoor]

Give him the £5 note

Edited by jamoor on Friday 5th December 15:24

[Dolf]

Surely it is a SECRET Santa?

Anything goes!
Make it rude and rememberable and at the same time gain some street-cred from your peers...

[randomman]

10 Pence Short said:

Get him a Polaroid of you handling your piece, with a colleagues phone number written on the back in dried spunk.

You didn't just make that up did you? You've done that before!

[Maxf]

Hijack alert...

I have a secret santa - £10-20 limit. For friends who can pretty much all take a joke.

Aside from midget porn, any suggestions?




for the OP - Miniature single malt.

[Neil_H]

An 8 foot piece of nylon rope with a noose at the end.

[Vixpy1]

First rule of Secret Santa : No one pays any attention to the £5 limit

Second rule of Secret Santa : Someone will come up with a brilliant present thats better than yours

Third Rule : Giving a 9inch black knobbler to a female member of staff along with a piece of paper thats says 'I bet you can get this whole thing up you you dirty bh' is a bad idea

[PD9]

10 Pence Short said:

Get him a Polaroid of you handling your piece, with a colleagues phone number written on the back in dried spunk.

Little graphic there! Sounds as if its from experience! - Nice though!

Edited by PD9 on Friday 5th December 15:26

[Dolf]

ascayman said:

butt plug

... and he knows where he can stick that!

[FourWheelDrift]

Legend83 said:

he is quiet and elusive.

Buy him a megaphone and a name tag.

[RDMcG]

How about a Dead Fred?..excellent on a desk.I have one on mine.......

http://www.suck.uk.com/product.php?rangeID=48

[andye30m3]

for the last 2 years i've had directors for secret santa,

Managed to get one of them who's a big rangers fan a celtic strip £5, he wasn't overly impressed!

[Legend83]

FourWheelDrift said:

Legend83 said:

he is quiet and elusive.

Buy him a megaphone and a name tag.

I will sound out if he drinks as the miniature malt sounds like a plan.

[ShadownINja]

andye30m3 said:

for the last 2 years i've had directors for secret santa,

Out of interest... does everyone get directors' names?

[97octane]

One XXL condom. At least he'll be flattered and he can always turn it into a balloon or do the "blow-up-the-condom-over-the-head" trick.