Pulling my mates bird
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Well tbh its not his bird just someone hes into and has been chatting up a bit. The girl is someone ive been into not long ago and i quickly got bored so my mate went for her inwhich i didnt have a problem with.. So last night i was out and pretty smashed if im honest and she just approached me in the club . So i get out and ive got 10 of my mates calling me a prick and a w
ker and making look like ive dont something really fking bad, but tbf i dont see what ive done wrong he wasnt even going out with her , hes hardly spoke to her in ages and hes quite slow at getting futher along. He wasnt even there last night so he will probs find out when either i tell him or my mates tell him.
So ph have i done wrong?
ker and making look like ive dont something really fking bad, but tbf i dont see what ive done wrong he wasnt even going out with her , hes hardly spoke to her in ages and hes quite slow at getting futher along. He wasnt even there last night so he will probs find out when either i tell him or my mates tell him.So ph have i done wrong?
BERGS2 said:
Bonnie and Clyde said:
BERGS2 said:
Ron Burgundy said:
So i get out and ive got 10 of my mates calling me a prick and a wker and making look like ive dont something really fking bad
So ph have i done wrong?
Don't worry about it. It is a mere drop in the ocean when compared to the 75k + people who will tear you a new aker and making look like ive dont something really fking badSo ph have i done wrong?
hole for your extremely poor use of grammar and punctuation in your OP....So let me get this right.
There's a girl.
There are 2 lads who are useless at pulling and getting nowhere. One gives up the other persists.
The one that gave up comes across her drunk enough to consider him shaggable.
He does the deed.
Frankly I'd be more worried about the fact I couldn't pull her sober than I would which one of you deserved her.
There's a girl.
There are 2 lads who are useless at pulling and getting nowhere. One gives up the other persists.
The one that gave up comes across her drunk enough to consider him shaggable.
He does the deed.
Frankly I'd be more worried about the fact I couldn't pull her sober than I would which one of you deserved her.
Ron Burgundy said:
Well tbh its not his bird just someone hes into and has been chatting up a bit. The girl is someone ive been into not long ago and i quickly got bored so my mate went for her inwhich i didnt have a problem with.. So last night i was out and pretty smashed if im honest and she just approached me in the club . So i get out and ive got 10 of my mates calling me a prick and a wker and making look like ive dont something really fking bad, but tbf i dont see what ive done wrong he wasnt even going out with her , hes hardly spoke to her in ages and hes quite slow at getting futher along. He wasnt even there last night so he will probs find out when either i tell him or my mates tell him.
So ph have i done wrong?
Who gives a flyin fuuck.... now fuuck off with your tker and making look like ive dont something really fking bad, but tbf i dont see what ive done wrong he wasnt even going out with her , hes hardly spoke to her in ages and hes quite slow at getting futher along. He wasnt even there last night so he will probs find out when either i tell him or my mates tell him.So ph have i done wrong?
tty story !!BERGS2 said:
Forgotten how funny that film is!
fido said:
He who hesitates, masturbates. As long as you are sure he isn't already inside her knickers (well you may have assessed the situation incorrectly), then ask her out - but you don't want to be stirring his custard, so as to speak.
obviously , hes told me hasnt got that far due to me telling him a bad story. I dont actually want the girl cos i gave up in the first place so he can still have her. Gassing Station | The Pie & Piston Archive | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff