Gangster procedures
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Dr Jekyll

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23,820 posts

290 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Judging from watching thrillers, gangsters with pistols now hold the weapon 'sideways', IE with the handgrip parallel to the ground, when threatening people. Is this for some technical reason or just a craze like baseball caps back to front and trousers round their knees?

Skywalker

3,269 posts

243 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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It's a black american "gangsta t'ing" now emulated by all cocks who think that they are hard men.

If you aks me (should that be 'ax'?) it's quite sad to think that the most powerful role model to a host of black, asian and eastern european 'hoods' is not from the Godfather, but rather from a more low-rent movie.

BMWBen

4,906 posts

230 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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I reckon it's so that when they miss because they're a crap shot and they can't counter the recoil they've still got a chance of hitting *something*. Hold the gun upright and most shots will just go skywards wink Quite clever really :P

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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BMWBen said:
I reckon it's so that when they miss because they're a crap shot and they can't counter the recoil they've still got a chance of hitting *something*. Hold the gun upright and most shots will just go skywards wink Quite clever really :P
Hold your arm out in front of you, first with your hand "vertical" (like a karate chop), then with it "horizontal" (like small vegetarian Germans with odd facial hair of the upper lip).
Which is the most relaxed?

BruceV8

3,325 posts

276 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Its hard enough to accurately fire a pistol with one hand in the correct (ie upright) position, let alone canted through 90 degrees or more. A sure sign of a talentless amatuer.

12joe340

417 posts

224 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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its cool as fk thats why (but not really)

Edited by 12joe340 on Saturday 6th December 19:20

T5R+

1,226 posts

238 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Should you ever be in position to use a firearm - this technique is not be recommended.

Gas Man

3,598 posts

223 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Not a good idea as it is more likle to cause the spent case to jam in the receiver.

Only used by lipm wristed "ganster" who can't keep trousers up!



Mind you I might try that position on my Auto Shotgun next time out! smile

Wacky Racer

41,314 posts

276 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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shoutGanglandboss

williamp

20,398 posts

302 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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in our ghetto, we use this all the time. Our gang- aston owners massiv hold it to the left, whilst the vantage clan hold it to thE right. Its so we know who's who in a shoot-out. Proper owners hold it upright.

Hope this helps

Pesty

42,655 posts

285 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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T5R+ said:
Should you ever be in position to use a firearm - this technique is not be recommended.
shhh

Just think how many lives have been saved by dick heads shooting like this this! keep it up I say

Oh hang on they usualy shoot each other dont they.

Actually keep it up boys

Edited by Pesty on Saturday 6th December 20:54

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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BruceV8 said:
Its hard enough to accurately fire a pistol with one hand in the correct (ie upright) position, let alone canted through 90 degrees or more. A sure sign of a talentless amatuer.
Hence they need the most "relaxed" grip instead of the most accurate.

londonbabe

2,159 posts

221 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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You need two hands and a firm stance to accurately fire a Glock 9mm. The recoil is considerable. I'd imagine the recoil with a gangster pose would throw your arm back and you'd break your nose.
(I found out in a shooting gallery in Latvia, by the way, not in 'da hood' or anything)

Lord Croker

7,416 posts

218 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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The other gansta thing is to do is to have your car seatback at 45 degs, sit with your body against the door and with your hand on the top of the steering wheel. Obviously you must keep your window open at all times too

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

224 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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...and why do England's finest chavs walk round with their hands down the front of their tracksuit bottoms as if they're "strapped".

wkers.

Let the fkers shoot each other to death.

s3fella

10,524 posts

216 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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I beleive Springfield Police use this method, but only on their Birthdays....

schuey

705 posts

239 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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I had a little try of the gangsta method with a Browning 9mm,on a firing range of course rather than on 'da street'. Doesnt work well,and as mentioned above,very nearly did myself an injury with the recoil! You would struggle to hit someone 10 ft away with that method too shoot

Jimbeaux

33,791 posts

260 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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BMWBen said:
I reckon it's so that when they miss because they're a crap shot and they can't counter the recoil they've still got a chance of hitting *something*. Hold the gun upright and most shots will just go skywards wink Quite clever really :P
Too much credit there. The real reason is what Skywalker said; idiot cocks! The car seat lean began as a way to use the pillar to deflect bullets in the hood. Now, as usual, it is some dumba$$ed show-thing. rolleyes

Edited by Jimbeaux on Sunday 7th December 00:28

King Herald

23,501 posts

245 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Nolar Dog said:
...and why do England's finest chavs walk round with their hands down the front of their tracksuit bottoms as if they're "strapped".
Same reason they tuck their trackie bottoms into their socks, and walk with a fake limp: because they're too dense to realise they just look STUPID.

dustybottoms

512 posts

224 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Nolar Dog said:
...and why do England's finest chavs walk round with their hands down the front of their tracksuit bottoms as if they're "strapped".
Often wondered this myself.

Makes me laugh that teenagers and chavs wear their hoods up all the time, when they are hanging around with girls and even if they aren't up to no good! st, when I was a "self concious, trying to be cool and impress the girls" teenager (as all teenagers are) the last thing on earth I would have done is worn an item of clothing that had a hood, let alone worn the hood up.
My mum spent years trying to get me as a little kid to wear my hood up on the way to school when it was raining. In my 30 something mind; can anything be as pathetic and funny as to see a cocky chavy 14, 15 or 16 year old wearing a hood up?