Portsmouth SCUM - £1000 Reward!

[Gas Man]

HI all!
Had a very unhappy Student son call me today. I dare say a lot of you are/were in his shoes.

Last night some scum sucking Chav Portsmouth sum, hit his and his friends cars near Fratton Station.
NO THEY DID NOT STOP! fking scum stes!

So if anybody knows who did this, I am putting up a £1000 reward for conviction of said SCUM for hit and run!

Offending vehicle is white! No fking supprise there!

On conviction and identification of said scum another £1000 for photos of them being keecapped!

[Darkslider]

Translation: He's pranged his car while pissed and is (rightfully so) terrified of his father's temper, so claims hit and run.








Paypal will be fine

[schmalex]

I think you'll find it was the town mayor's car. PM me for bank details.

[clanger]

I saw them it was Gordon Brown and The Speaker - total scumbags the pair of them - can I have the £1k now please - they've fecked up everything else in the uk so it must be them

btw I have never worn your lads shoes

Edited by clanger on Saturday 6th December 20:58

[MonkeyBusiness]

Gas Man said:

Offending vehicle is white!

Hang on...I think I know the exact car.

[Cotty]

Gas Man said:

Offending vehicle is white! No fking supprise there!

Why? are white vehicles more likely to crash and run? Or do you think its van and all van drivers are hit and run merchents.

[Nolar Dog]

It was me.

I'll split the reward with you if you want?

[sb-1]

What do you expect in Skateville!

[GKP]

But what if they were just tourists passing through Portsmouth? It's going to be a lot of bother to get the mods to change your title and I've no idea how you'd word it then.

[Gas Man]

Darkslider said:

Translation: He's pranged his car while pissed and is (rightfully so) terrified of his father's temper, so claims hit and run.

Hope your Dad don't read that!

Edited by Gas Man on Saturday 6th December 21:21

[moleamol]

Gas Man said:

Darkslider said:

Translation: He's pranged his car while pissed and is (rightfully so) terrified of his father's temper, so claims hit and run.

Hope your Dad don't that!

Eh?

[Gas Man]

Hi all

Sorry but had to have a rant.

It was in the early hours and white paint all down the sides of both cars.
Probably pissed!
Again sorry to generlise about "White" but you know what I mean!

To be honest his mates car may be a write off, but he only has TPFT cover so my lad has gotten off lightly with just a new bumper needed.

I know we will never find the tosser, but you never know some people will sell their children for money!!

Keep the funny replies coming as it has cheered me up!
Cos you just gota know who's gona be out of pocket! I need cheering up!

[Darkslider]

moleamol said:

Gas Man said:

Darkslider said:

Translation: He's pranged his car while pissed and is (rightfully so) terrified of his father's temper, so claims hit and run.

Hope your Dad don't that!

Eh?

Someone's been on the sauce I think

[Danger_Mouse]

moleamol said:

Gas Man said:

Darkslider said:

Translation: He's pranged his car while pissed and is (rightfully so) terrified of his father's temper, so claims hit and run.

Hope your Dad don't that!

Eh?

Make that a double eh?

Darkslider may have a point!

[Mannginger]

Gas Man said:

Again sorry to generlise about "White" but you know what I mean!

Sorry, but I really don't get this. Do white cars crash more or something or am I just being really dense here?

[Danger_Mouse]

Mannginger said:

Gas Man said:

Again sorry to generlise about "White" but you know what I mean!

Sorry, but I really don't get this. Do white cars crash more or something or am I just being really dense here?

Yes, apparently white cars have a 71% chance more of crashing than others.

[Gas Man]

Danger_Mouse said:

moleamol said:

Gas Man said:

Darkslider said:

Translation: He's pranged his car while pissed and is (rightfully so) terrified of his father's temper, so claims hit and run.

Hope your Dad don't that!

Eh?

Make that a double eh?

Darkslider may have a point!

No Sauce I'm on my 7th Night shift and he woke me up this afternoon so a bit tired sorry! That's the third sorry!

But you lot are a cynical bunch!
Tell us you little "untruths" then!

Edited by Gas Man on Saturday 6th December 21:29

[s3fella]

Tell him he should be walking everywhere, then at least he'd only be nursing a few broekn limbs and you would not have to shell out for dent devil. He'll be expecting you to pay his Student Loan next and maoning that he only got a second when he's been to both lectures every three weeks and everything!

[Darkslider]

Gas Man said:

But you lot are a cynical bunch!
Tell us you little "untruths" then!

Driving around the lanes one night in my first car, I jumped over so many humpback bridges that when I got home the doors were stuck shut and I had to climb out of the sunroof.

Told my dad I hit a pot hole.

[Danger_Mouse]

Darkslider said:

Gas Man said:

But you lot are a cynical bunch!
Tell us you little "untruths" then!

Driving around the lanes one night in my first car, I jumped over so many humpback bridges that when I got home the doors were stuck shut and I had to climb out of the sunroof.

Told my dad I hit a pot hole.

Haha, did a similar thing.

Jumped about 2 inches off the ground in an old rust bucket fiesta, we landed and the suspension bent, que car going to the great place in the sky! Excuse was that I hit a curb.

Thrashed 2nd car, engine blew up, excuse was I was driving along in 4th gear at 30 in a 30 zone!

I got wiser after that and also started buying my own cars!