Secret Santa Help!

[Alfahorn]

I've got a budget of £15.00 to spend on the fittest girl in the office, it's just a shame she's married and has brats.

What the hell do I buy her for a secret santa gift?

What am I letting myself in for asking you lot?

[SpydieNut]

does she have a rabbit?

[Famous Graham]

Space Hopper.

[10 Pence Short]

Buy her a starter pack of slimfast and include a cut-out page from Yellow Pages with the local branch details for Weight Watchers.

[Alfahorn]

SpydieNut said:

does she have a rabbit?

Electric or Salad Disposal Unit?

[Alfahorn]

10 Pence Short said:

Buy her a starter pack of slimfast and include a cut-out page from Yellow Pages with the local branch details for Weight Watchers.

I said Fittest not Fattest!

[G'kar]

Married with brats, you say?

Old phone, and a PAYG sim with £15 credit.

And your number.

[BoRED S2upid]

Ann Summers is your friend. After all its a secret so shes never going to know its from you.

[sherman]

This is pistonheads. Which one do you think is meant?

[10 Pence Short]

Alfahorn said:

10 Pence Short said:

Buy her a starter pack of slimfast and include a cut-out page from Yellow Pages with the local branch details for Weight Watchers.

I said Fittest not Fattest!

You watch her turn into a shivering wreck after that present!

[Alfahorn]

anonymous said:

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She's got quite a while to go yet.

[SpydieNut]

Alfahorn said:

SpydieNut said:

does she have a rabbit?

Electric or Salad Disposal Unit?

Sweet Jesus!

i was being kinky - but that's just perverted.

[Alfahorn]

BoRED S2upid said:

Ann Summers is your friend. After all its a secret so shes never going to know its from you.

She will if I bought one of those.

[ytrebil]

Has to be something naughty. A butt plug? She probably won't have one of them.

[10 Pence Short]

Go to one of those shops that'll put your own photograph onto canvas. Watching her opening a 2' square canvas of the seminal moment of Two Cups would be a sight to behold in the office.

[FWDRacer]

A spanking paddle. Make sure you wear your backless chaps to the office Christmas party.

HTH.

[ytrebil]

anonymous said:

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Leave it out. I only just bought my first cock ring t'other day.

[Dolf]

anonymous said:

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... get her one, two sizes bigger?

[Landlord]

You could always go for what might destroy her confidence, leading to the breakdown of her marriage and eventually a total loss of self-esteem and an according predilliction for sleeping with anyone who will "be kind" to her (i.e. you)... something like deodorant or "fem-fresh" or body-sculpting pant-things.

[Alfahorn]

10 Pence Short said:

Go to one of those shops that'll put your own photograph onto canvas. Watching her opening a 2' square canvas of the seminal moment of Two Cups would be a sight to behold in the office.