Would be funny, if it wasn't so serious!

[john2443]

A drink-driver who killed a father and son in a motorway crash was performing a sex act on himself minutes before the collision, a court heard.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7771299.stm

(The first person to make the obvious joke should pay a £10 forfeit to the charity of their choice )

[Famous Graham]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Eddh]

People who drink drive are wkers.