can neighbours above me legally have regular church meetings
can neighbours above me legally have regular church meetings
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CraigW

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12,248 posts

311 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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ok situation is. I live in a converted house. We have the ground floor and the basement & our neighbours the 2 floors above.

They regularly (up to 3 times a week)have jehovahs witness meetings whereby 10-15 people come over, all ring the doorbell (invariably mine which is clearly labelled by mistake), all come in & out, calling up & down the stairs then leave at about 10.30 pm with equal noise levels and 15 x slamming the front door.

We are leasehold & the council own the freehold.

Now.. generally this actually doesnt really bother me but I had a heated "discussion" with the lady of house on the weekend over the fact that she wants to have her spin drier on banging away at midnight frequently. I had previously asked very politely 4 times that she either put it on some sort of rubber mat or dont do it at that time as it wakes us up but she took exeption to this & lost the plot.

Please understand, I dont want to escalate this into a major neighbourly war but I would like to know my rights on this in case it comes up. I guess people are entitled to have as many people as they like in their own homes, hmmm.

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

250 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Get your mate's to dress up as Osama Bin laden and have hookah parties hehe

Edited by Mc Lovin on Monday 8th December 16:55

grumbledoak

32,565 posts

262 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Don't spin driers normally make a load of noise if they aren't level; thus the adjustable feet. It might be a lot easier to offer to 'fix' this than start a 'Block War'...

plasticpig

12,932 posts

254 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Tell them you are a satanist. That will get them shifted in a jiffy.

CraigW

Original Poster:

12,248 posts

311 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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ha, I did think of some of those things & yes, offered to fix spin drier, its like talking to idiots, they refuse to believe there is anything wrong with it.

XMES RUS

1,318 posts

253 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Throw the bible at them

Brown and Boris

11,838 posts

264 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Put on loud porn at the time of their visits. A women I knew was complained about by her JW neighbours for her enthustiastic performances durring prayer meetings, as it tends to take their mind off the praying anmd reading thing. I was sympathetic to her at first thinking they had no right to interfere in her private life whenthey were like Piccadeily circus three nights a week, but then found out she was a prossie entertaining clients 6 nights a week (and on the 7th she rested. I had no idea men would pay for sex even with really ugly women.

Get the neighbours to ask and then then put up some polite 'please leave quietly' notices like pubs do.

Failing that keep a log and complain to the coucil. Do religious buildings require planning permission?

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

237 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Pour some pigs blood in a pretty pattern out the front. Then, with some mates dance around the pool chanting things. Might work better if your dress for the occasion as well.

No charge.

dazren

22,612 posts

290 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Easy.

Get a loud drill. Get up at 3am every morning and do some DIY.........

Ref door can it be modified to close slowly?

Maxf

8,443 posts

270 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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dazren said:
Easy.

Get a loud drill. Get up at 3am every morning and do some DIY.........
Put a bolt through a block of wood (counter sink the head), then attach the bolt to your drill chuck. Set to hammer and see how much noise that makes when pressed against the ceiling.


tribbles

4,166 posts

251 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Microphone under the dryer, and speakers under their bedroom. Any noise they make will be their fault, so if they'll need to keep quiet.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

278 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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change your name to L. Ron Hubbard

nail_it

968 posts

237 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Just before the meeting starts and JW's start arriving, place a large notice outside stating
"Meeting Cancelled. Do Not Ring Bell or Enter"
Can add some other quote to suit wink

voyds9

8,490 posts

312 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Blood donor stickers everywhere.

Bish

809 posts

236 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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I would recomend early morning start ups of the 911, QP and Ducatti....obviously to warm the fluids.........but mainly to awaken the JW laundrette above. If that doesn't work I am sure this will...........(155db at 250psi)



On a serious note a well constructed letter on their door step always seems to do the trick to fools that I have living above me.

rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Nails. Lots of nails. All the way up the stairs from the door.

They will not be able to accept the transfusions they will need due to blood loss and your problems are solved.

nail_it

968 posts

237 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Leave used druggie needles near JW's door.
The dried up blood on the needles will keep 'em away hehe

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

237 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Bish said:
I would recomend early morning start ups of the 911, QP and Ducatti....obviously to warm the fluids.........but mainly to awaken the JW laundrette above. If that doesn't work I am sure this will...........(155db at 250psi)



On a serious note a well constructed letter on their door step always seems to do the trick to fools that I have living above me.
You are the 'Hornblaster' naughty boy hehe

Is that yours?

How much to install etc?

I want it to horn any fker who doesn't indicate or say thanks.

ThatPhilBrettGuy

11,810 posts

269 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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CraigW said:
ha, I did think of some of those things & yes, offered to fix spin drier, its like talking to idiots, they refuse to believe there is anything wrong with it.
Invite them in and get them to listen to it running. If they carry on it'll be the council noise abatement game. Sadly there's little you can do about the church meetings if they keep those hours....

CraigW

Original Poster:

12,248 posts

311 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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thx chaps, have written a firm but polite letter as a first step.