I need a travel consultant to get me home from the pub

[Tunku]

But I'm Male. What do I do?

[fieldl]

Buy a Vertu and call the concierge ?

[Funk]

You're leaving a pub before kicking out time? I would question your claim of gender.

Get back in the pub!

[G'kar]

Tunku said:

But I'm Male. What do I do?

You are male. Therefore you are capable of both reason and accountability. You'll be fine.

[Tunku]

fieldl said:

Buy a Vertu and call the concierge ?

Edited by Tunku on Monday 8th December 22:01

[Tunku]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1092970/No...

[Snake the Sniper]

Last mile? If I'm walking home, it's only 300 yds. Which according to him will be an assault course of crack dealers, muggers and other unsavouryness.

[Funk]

Question for Brown > why not tackle the issue that women don't feel safe walking home from the pub?

They even helpfully post a picture of the sort of person to be on the lookout for:

[Tunku]

Funk said:

Question for Brown > why not tackle the issue that women don't feel safe walking home from the pub?

They even helpfully post a picture of the sort of person to be on the lookout for:

Wrong photo

[Funk]

Tunku said:

Funk said:

Question for Brown > why not tackle the issue that women don't feel safe walking home from the pub?

They even helpfully post a picture of the sort of person to be on the lookout for:

Wrong photo

That's David 'Take Her' Ruffley.

Wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley.

Edited by Funk on Monday 8th December 22:34

[Famous Graham]

Is that Sue Pollard in drag?