First up against the wall?

[Mission Drift]

Ok so the economy is heading down and the country is decending into chaos and farce so obviously a revolution is just around the corner. So if you were say the leader of this revolution who would you have on the list to facing the firing squad?

I'd go with:

1) Lawyers
2) Judges
3) Estate agents
4) Scott Mills
5) MEP's

[R5GTTGaz]

6) People who post insipid crap

[andy400]

You've left off Labour ministers and former PMs who should, at least, be in prison.

[loafer123]

Alan Greenspan
Gordon Brown

The actions of these two have directly led to the mess we are in now.

Anyone who says different (including them) is a fecking liar.

[mitzy]

Dale Winton

[Digga]

I'd go with:

1.) quango's

... but then I doubt if I could afford the bullets.

[R5GTTGaz]

mitzy said:

Dale Winton

Gayer.

[andy400]

mitzy said:

Dale Winton

I hardly think we can blame Dale for the current state of the country.

However, I can't help but agree.........

[JohnSW20]

One of the Polish girls from my office; but in a different way of up agaist the wall.

John

[crofty1984]

"And women, being the weaker vessels shall be thrust to the walls. Once I have dealt with the men I shall be cruel with the maids: I shall cut off their heads."

Alan Carr.

If I was in a lift with Alan Carr, Hitler and Gordon Brown, with a gun containing only two bullets, I'd shoot that mincy helium-voiced bd twice. Then beat him round the head with the handle.

[andy400]

crofty1984 said:

If I was in a lift with Alan Carr, Hitler and Gordon Brown, with a gun containing only two bullets, I'd shoot that mincy helium-voiced bd twice. Then beat him round the head with the handle.

[Heskey]

Mission Drift said:

4) Scott Mills

You.

[plasticpig]

1. The underclass
2. Gordon Brown
3. Members of Greenpeace

[grumbledoak]

andy400 said:

crofty1984 said:

If I was in a lift with Alan Carr, Hitler and Gordon Brown, with a gun containing only two bullets, I'd shoot that mincy helium-voiced bd twice. Then beat him round the head with the handle.

Have another

[roadsweeper]

grumbledoak said:

andy400 said:

crofty1984 said:

If I was in a lift with Alan Carr, Hitler and Gordon Brown, with a gun containing only two bullets, I'd shoot that mincy helium-voiced bd twice. Then beat him round the head with the handle.

Have another

+1

[16v of fury]

judging by the idiocy on display we'd be a few members light at the end of this...

fk it heres my 2p

royalty, politicians (all of them), chavs, druggies, prisoners (the bad ones not the stheads who shouldnt really be in there), immigrants and celebrities (every single fking one)

leave the police in place (they wont be very busy anymore)

impose a state of martial law so if you misbehave you get shot, and hey presto, dim problemau, all the people who broke the law in any problematic way are dead and gone, all the scum are dead and gone, you'd be able to walk through glasgow (for example) at the dead of night and not have to worry!

Its a very simple plan and very unlikely to either work or be put into place but hey, shouldnt have asked if you didnt want to know

also, I want the whole simon cowell reality tv brigade killed (all of them, no exceptions), all professional footballers (scum, all of them), and probably many many many more

(edited for completion)

Edited by 16v of fury on Tuesday 9th December 11:05

[Zod]

[quote=Mission D
rift]Ok so the economy is heading down and the country is decending into chaos and farce so obviously a revolution is just around the corner. So if you were say the leader of this revolution who would you have on the list to facing the firing squad?

I'd go with:

1) Lawyers
2) Judges
3) Estate agents
4) Scott Mills
5) MEP's


[/quote]Well, you've just become the victim of my test to make sure each gun is working properly before using it to shoot every member of this government.

What do you contribute to the economy?

[Langweilig]

1. Chavs.

2. Pavement cyclists.

3. Jacqui Smith.

4. Any bloke who cries on TV talent shows.

5. Any bloke who votes for the bloke who cries on TV talent shows.

6. The idiots who proposed having bus lanes on motorways.

7. Alan Carr. There is a gay bloke in my office who loves doing impressions of him. Very soon, I will show him a trick with a staple gun that will bring tears to his eyes.

Edited by Langweilig on Tuesday 9th December 10:43

[zeb]

mitzy said:

Dale Winton

he'd be more likely to be facing the wall dont you think....?

[Tony 1234]

zeb said:

mitzy said:

Dale Winton

he'd be more likely to be facing the wall dont you think....?

Very good