The Ultimate Dinner Party
The Ultimate Dinner Party
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merc_man

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1,926 posts

231 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Now I realise that the P&P is made up of the many and varied aspects of humanity and that maybe some would rather pierce their own eyeballs with acid tipped skewers than endure a dinner party. However I'd ask you to suspend your disbelief and dislike of such occasions to consider the following question.

If you could invite anyone, alive or dead and at any point in their life, to a fully catered for dinner party, who would be there? Let's assume you have a table for six people so that leaves you with guests. We'll also assume that each and every guest will be equipped with a universal translator/babel fish/sci fi translator of choice. Communication will not be an issue. These must be real people, not fictional characters.

Obviously you'd want decent conversation but you wouldn't want the whole thing to descend into anarchy until at least until the brandy and cigars stage. No good inviting people who will be spoiling for a fight before the first course has hit the table.

For my choice I'd have the following

1. Barry Cryer. You need someone with a head full of anecdotes and one liners to dissipate any tension that might build up. Plus, of course, he is one of the funniest men on the planet.
2. Carl Sagan circa 1980 - Wisdom personified.
3. Isaac Asimov - Favourite author of mine, be desperately hoping he wasn't boring.
4. Brian Blessed - To shout for the waitress
5. Josie Lawrence - circa 1990 - Just because I think she's lovely and with enough wine I might have a shot smile

guffhoover

564 posts

215 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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I'd invite:

Alexis Texas
Gauge (can't remember her first name)
Faith (from 'in bed with faith' & 'faith exposed')
The girl next door

And believe me there would be plenty of noshing going on!!!! lick

JuniorD

9,013 posts

252 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Issei Sagawa
Arthur Shawcross
Jeffrey Dahmer

"Ok guys, who's for starters?"

mikey-r

408 posts

226 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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My guests would be:

Eddie Izzard - comedy
Stephen Fry - intellect & comedy
Rowan Atkinson - comedy and cars
Ayrton Senna - cars/GP and an entertaining lift home
Kate Beckinsale in her outfit from Underworld - do I really need to explain that one!


SimonV8ster

13,003 posts

257 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Don't forget Gambon.