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dragstar

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3,924 posts

270 months

Tuesday 14th October 2003
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any of you here?
do you know the law?

my car came under heavy-kebab attack last night, when some scrote decided to stuff his food into my vents/rads on my bonnet (elise).

not bothered about the food, just the precedent it would set for further damage.

so i call GMP and decide to make a report of crim damage.."sorry mate its not crim damage unless its actually damaged"

does this idiot not know, that the case law clearly states that damage is anything which renders the object imperfect, or needing repair

"...yes but it doesnt need repair does it?.." so i calmly told him the names of cases that he should be aware of which show that any action required to make the object perfect again, is clear evidence of damage.

"i've been an officer for 30 yrs and have never heard of this" yeah? well im a law student of 2003 and have just studied this area!

so then i basically say to the BiB, all i want is a car to swing round, to make whoever did it, brick it. (i live in a private flat with restricted access..must be a neigbour who did it).

"sorry mate cant help you" and then later tells me theres -all he can do. lovely.

i know all BiB arent like this, but i cant wait until tonite when i can go out and spray shit all over peoples cars and have all done to me.

atleast they should know the law they are supposed to uphold.

dontlift

9,396 posts

278 months

Tuesday 14th October 2003
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did you not hear the government are getting tough on nuisance neighbours

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3188022.stm

Plotloss

67,280 posts

290 months

Tuesday 14th October 2003
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Theres more than one way to skin that particular cat if you get my drift...

outlaw

1,893 posts

286 months

Tuesday 14th October 2003
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its not criminal damage

but they mite be able to make intefering with a motor vehicle stick.

also if you know who it was you could have it cleanded by a expecive valiter.

and send them the bill.

followed by a CCJ if need.

>> Edited by outlaw on Tuesday 14th October 15:25

toad_oftoadhall

936 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th October 2003
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dragstar said:

my car came under heavy-kebab attack last night, when some scrote decided to stuff his food into my vents/rads on my bonnet (elise).


Now that's what I call a tasty car!

Did you save any? I'm feeling peckish!

outlaw

1,893 posts

286 months

Tuesday 14th October 2003
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TEll you one thing if I came had a elise

and court some one doing that too it.


they would need some serous medical atention too have the tire iron removed from there head.

g_attrill

8,611 posts

266 months

Tuesday 14th October 2003
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I thought that "interfering with a motor vehicle" was introduced for this very kind of circumstance - doing something dangerous or annoying that is not covered by any other offence.

Eg. disconnecting brake/fuel pipe, slim-jimming a door, potato up the exhaust etc.

Gareth

Derek Smith

48,376 posts

268 months

Tuesday 14th October 2003
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If your car would not work without removing the item then it is criminal damage. There is case law from the Luddite era where a chap removed a nut from a machine rendering it defective until it was replaced.

I went to an appeal at crown court for a business man who stuck a ring pull into a parking meter when parking his Porsche. I won my case but much was made of the method of making the thing work again. Here a specialist (traffic warden) was required to go through a series of actions. Just removing the kebab? Unlikely to succeed.

As for interference, the law says 'interfering with the brake or other mechanism'. Under ejusdem generis, where the particular is followed by the general you will interpret the general in relation to the particular. Or, to put it another way, go with the flow. Therefore the 'other mechanism' must be something similar to the braking system.
I'd say not applicable in these circumstances.

Derek

dragstar

Original Poster:

3,924 posts

270 months

Tuesday 14th October 2003
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yeah derek..that is correct!!

still fuming that the cops were totally shite and couldnt give a crap..i got the impression that i deserved it for "having a flash car" as he put it.

marvelharvey

1,869 posts

270 months

Tuesday 14th October 2003
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I'm sure the BiB would have an issue with you if he'd squashed the kebab over your number plate, rendering you scamera-proof

outlaw

1,893 posts

286 months

Tuesday 14th October 2003
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seafarer

1,278 posts

273 months

Wednesday 15th October 2003
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Beverly Hills Cop (Eddie Murphy): Banana in the tail pipe, if left undiscovered, would definitely prevent your car from operating. It's criminal mischief. How about if the blocked up the grill on a hot day? Stupid.

viper paul

2,485 posts

294 months

Wednesday 15th October 2003
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Sorry, but if I had seen him stuff food in your vents I would have nicked him.

Also most stations now have civilians on the front desk some of these are lazy bastards.

One even tried to tell a friend of mine that having his wing mirror ripped off by a pissed off motorist was 'one of those things' got knicked when I lodged a complaint.....the guy got 12 months suspended and a large fine and costs.

docevi1

10,430 posts

268 months

Wednesday 15th October 2003
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Em, I would be careful dragstar, my dad works for the Police and they say the most awkward people are Law freshers - they think they know the law better than the policeman/woman.

In this situation it might be different (I don't know) but you will certainly raise their backs and they'll stop wanting to help you if you start stating you're a law student....

dragstar

Original Poster:

3,924 posts

270 months

Wednesday 15th October 2003
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docevi1 said:
Em, I would be careful dragstar, my dad works for the Police and they say the most awkward people are Law freshers - they think they know the law better than the policeman/woman.

In this situation it might be different (I don't know) but you will certainly raise their backs and they'll stop wanting to help you if you start stating you're a law student....


i appreciate what you are saying and i agree with it.

i did not call and shout im a law student do what i say. but when i know what hes saying is bollocks, then i have to back up why i hold that opinion. i just mentioned that im a law student and have RECENTLY studied this topic, and hopefully know the law. if he takes it the wrong way than its his problem.

finally, i still contend that its crim damage..if you look at the case of hardman:


Hardman v Chief Constable of Avon and Somerset
(Crown Ct (Bristol)) Crown Court (Bristol)
c.1986



Summary

Subject: Criminal law

Keywords: Criminal damage; Public order offences

Catchphrases: Criminal damage; meaning of "damage"

Abstract: The appellants painted silhouettes on a pavement as part of a protest, using soluble paint which would be washed away eventually by rainwater. The local authority washed the markings away with high pressure jets.
Summary: Held, dismissing their appeals against convictions of causing damage to the pavement, that there had been "damage" within the meaning of the Criminal Damage Act 1971 s. 1 (Samuels v Stubbs 4 S.A.S.R. 200 approved; A (A Juvenile) v. Queen, The [1978] Crim. L.R. 220 considered).


this CLEARLY shows that anything done to property which requires a cleaning process is DAMAGE. enough said.

rospa

494 posts

268 months

Wednesday 15th October 2003
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dragstar

Can anyone gain access to that info? Is it online?

dragstar

Original Poster:

3,924 posts

270 months

Wednesday 15th October 2003
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register with westlaw at westlaw.co.uk

im currently at uni (in campus), so am connected with no problems. not sure if just anyone can access though!!

Derek Smith

48,376 posts

268 months

Wednesday 15th October 2003
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dragstar said:

this CLEARLY shows that anything done to property which requires a cleaning process is DAMAGE. enough said.


If you think that any piece of case law clearly shows anything, I must assume you haven't been a law student for long.

I've been a prosecuting inspector and I would not have gone to the CPS and asked them to consider a kebab in a grill as crimdam. I would have been be asked why it is in the public interest to pursue such a case.

Lord Hailsham said that the law does not concern itself with trifles and I'm afraid that a kebab in the grill comes under that definition (I know a kebab is not a trifle per se as it has no custard, cream, jelly, cream, sponge or cream in it). If you had been present or nearby when it occurred then there's public order to consider. Litter is a possibility as it says 'otherwise deposits' but criminal damage is a sledgehammer to crack a nut. If I was presented with the case file I would ask the reporting PC why he didn't deal with the matter some other way.

Derek

dragstar

Original Poster:

3,924 posts

270 months

Wednesday 15th October 2003
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yes derek, once again you are correct.

i do understand that cases can be interpreted in various ways just as legislation can be. this explains our abundance of caselaw and precedent system.
(it keeps you in the job aswell)

but i do think, the above case CLEARLY shows that such "damage" (can be interpreted) and be classed as criminal damage, does it not?

and finally, i didnt want to take this further (come on it was just a kebab). all i wanted was a car to fly-by to scare the shit out of a neighbour. "on what basis shall we send one?" i was asked

well on the basis of hardman, i would say (and i am entitled to do so) crim damage.

if you prosecutors, judges, barristers etc can interpret cases/legislation in a variety of ways. why cant the police? a little bit of common sense should prevail and this attitude of "oh hes a law student..pompous, big headed twat" should not come into it, if you dont know the parameters of the job you are working in, i.e. you dont know the full extent of the law, then i have a right to complain, no?

would you care to comment?

>> Edited by dragstar on Wednesday 15th October 16:19

alans

3,616 posts

276 months

Wednesday 15th October 2003
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Derek Smith said:

(I know a kebab is not a trifle per se as it has no custard, cream, jelly, cream, sponge or cream in it).
Derek

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