My missus - you gotta love her!

[srebbe64]

She buys me lots of 'surprise' presents for Christmas/birthday/other - which is great! The thing is she orders stuff over the web (Amazon or whatever) and puts my email address in the order details. As such, I get emailed the confirmation of order, then the despatch information, and more besides! Then I have to pretend to be surprised on the big day!

[Hoppy2008]

bless her cotton socks, mine does stuff similar.

[10 Pence Short]

When you wake up on Christmas Day and don't get those presents, start worrying.

When your mate Bob turns up in the afternoon, wearing that nice new watch you saw in your inbox, really start worrying.

[Piersman2]

Many do apparently !

Sorry.

[fathomfive]

When you start seeing 'Leather Gimp Mask', 'Handcuffs', '1 Gallon Industrial Lubricant' & 'Big, black, 10" rubber strap-on' then I'd start to worry.

[cronk-flakes]

fathomfive said:

When you start seeing 'Leather Gimp Mask', 'Handcuffs', '1 Gallon Industrial Lubricant' & 'Big, black, 10" rubber strap-on' then I'd start to worry.

[bishbash]

Does she buy the presents with your credit card too?

[Heskey]

fathomfive said:

When you start seeing 'Leather Gimp Mask', 'Handcuffs', '1 Gallon Industrial Lubricant' & 'Big, black, 10" rubber strap-on' then I'd start to worry.

"I wish that lube would get here quickly so I can rub my hands together in anticipation!"

[Silverbullet767]

Heskey said:

fathomfive said:

When you start seeing 'Leather Gimp Mask', 'Handcuffs', '1 Gallon Industrial Lubricant' & 'Big, black, 10" rubber strap-on' then I'd start to worry.

"I wish that lube would get here quickly so I can rub my hands together in anticipation!"

Bring out the gimp......

[Heskey]

Silverbullet767 said:

Heskey said:

fathomfive said:

When you start seeing 'Leather Gimp Mask', 'Handcuffs', '1 Gallon Industrial Lubricant' & 'Big, black, 10" rubber strap-on' then I'd start to worry.

"I wish that lube would get here quickly so I can rub my hands together in anticipation!"

Bring out the gimp......

It's the Ribena Berry!

[BigLepton]

srebbe64 said:

My missus - you gotta love her!

I haven't got to love her. Certainly not until you've posted some pics of her anyway.

[BigLepton]

fathomfive said:

When you start seeing 'Leather Gimp Mask', 'Handcuffs', '1 Gallon Industrial Lubricant' & 'Big, black, 10" rubber strap-on' then I'd start to worry.

I'd worry even more if the order didn't include the lubricant personally. . . . . .

[ShadownINja]

Heskey said:

Silverbullet767 said:

Heskey said:

fathomfive said:

When you start seeing 'Leather Gimp Mask', 'Handcuffs', '1 Gallon Industrial Lubricant' & 'Big, black, 10" rubber strap-on' then I'd start to worry.

"I wish that lube would get here quickly so I can rub my hands together in anticipation!"

Bring out the gimp......

It's the Ribena Berry!

Ah, Mr Blowup. We've been expecting you.

[qube_TA]

Mine buys me pressies using my ebay & PayPal account.

Then gets annoyed that they tell me what she's purchased.

[Don]

srebbe64 said:

She buys me lots of 'surprise' presents for Christmas/birthday/other - which is great! The thing is she orders stuff over the web (Amazon or whatever) and puts my email address in the order details. As such, I get emailed the confirmation of order, then the despatch information, and more besides! Then I have to pretend to be surprised on the big day!

Amazon One-click ordering. Just say no.

[Pferdestarke]

I got roasted for this the other day. She'd ordered a CD and then Outlook receives a new message.

Cue tears!

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Heskey said:

It's the Ribena Berry!

That is you isn't it?

[Celt]

Piersman2 said:

Many do apparently !

Sorry.

Damn you! Bet me to it.

[fathomfive]

Pferdestarke said:

I got roasted for this the other day...Cue tears!

Did they forgo the lube?

[GreenDog]

Pferdestarke said:

I got roasted the other day.

It takes all sorts