Women: are they all lying cheating snakes?

[hornetrider]

So I was in Boots yesterday getting some Christmas smellies for my beautiful wife.

Anyhoo, this bint is standing next to me, browsing through the aforementioned smellies. So her phone goes off and the conversation goes a little like this.

"Oh, sorry honey"

"Yes I know"

"Well, I'm stuck in this huge queue at the till, it's a nightmare in here"

"Oh, about half an hour or so?"

"I know, I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do"

"Ok, love you too, see you soon"

So obviously her other half is waiting for her somewhere. But then, she continues on browsing at her leisure without a care in the fking world!

Man, I wanted to kick her in the on his behalf

[G'kar]

Maybe she was looking for a present for him, and due to the great love she feels for him, did want to neither rush, nor give away the surprise?

[speed_monkey]

I will refrain from commenting on this one............

[Eddh]

speed_monkey said:

I will refrain from commenting on this one............

Same...











Yes they are they all are!

[hornetrider]

G'kar said:

Maybe she was looking for a present for him, and due to the great love she feels for him, did want to neither rush, nor give away the surprise?

Oh, that's right, my mistake. I'm sure he'll love opening his Oil of Olay gift pack on Christmas morning...

[Swilly]

hornetrider said:

So I was in Boots yesterday getting some Christmas smellies for my beautiful wife.

Anyhoo, this bint is standing next to me, browsing through the aforementioned smellies. So her phone goes off and the conversation goes a little like this.

"Oh, sorry honey"

"Yes I know"

"Well, I'm stuck in this huge queue at the till, it's a nightmare in here"

"Oh, about half an hour or so?"

"I know, I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do"

"Ok, love you too, see you soon"

So obviously her other half is waiting for her somewhere. But then, she continues on browsing at her leisure without a care in the fking world!

Man, I wanted to kick her in the on his behalf

....and what did your wife CLAIM she was upto whilst you were out !?

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Oooooo lots of women haters on here today! No wonder we are a small population on here, PH because women hating rules

am joking of course

[Captain Cadillac]

Yes they are.

Next question

[Penny-lope]

Captain Cadillac said:

Yes they are.

Next question

No, they are not.

Next question

[Fittster]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

Oooooo lots of women haters on here today! No wonder we are a small population on here, PH because women hating rules

am joking of course

But as a woman you are probably lying, so you are not joking!

[speed_monkey]

SWT's!!!!!!

[Fittster]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

Oooooo lots of women haters on here today! No wonder we are a small population on here, PH because women hating rules

am joking of course

But as a woman you are probably lying, so you are not joking!

[PD9]

Yes..

Every female friend I have has admitted to me they have cheated at least once on thier other half. I only have one who hasnt.

Not good... Sorry lads

[Steamer]

Maybe it was her fk buddy and she was trying to let him down gently.

[hamski]

Surely her OH should have been by her side to carry all the purchases??

[Mc Lovin]

speed_monkey said:

SWT's!!!!!!

that one has wings as well though

[DAVEVO9]

speed_monkey said:

SWT's!!!!!!

That is soooo true.. never trust one.

[TpdNotts]

No they are not. You just have to have an eye for choosing the really nice, honest, trustworthy, humorous, sexy ones!

[Captain Cadillac]

Penny-lope said:

Captain Cadillac said:

Yes they are.

Next question

No, they are not.

Next question

Thanks for proving my point

[hamski]

PD9 said:

Yes..

Every female friend I have has admitted to me they have cheated at least once on thier other half. I only have one who hasnt.

Not good... Sorry lads

Seconded by my female mate...Mrs PD9