Practical applications of Jedi skills
Discussion
We are having a departmental meeting next week, and have been pre warned that the "icebreaker" introduction activity is "what superpower would you have and why".
I've always wanted a lightsabre, and my reasoning is thus:
1. Slice bagel AND toast it in one move
2. Reheat coffee (albeit carefully to ensure you don't "polo" the mug)
3. Generally cutting related activity
Also, being a Jedi comes with some useful skills, notably being able to make the lightsabre for all your cutting related needs, but in order to make sure I have all the bases covered I'm asking for suggestions.
So far all I can think of is:
1. Lift vehicle without using jack when needing to change a tyre
2. Mind control during pay rise time
Anything else?
I've always wanted a lightsabre, and my reasoning is thus:
1. Slice bagel AND toast it in one move
2. Reheat coffee (albeit carefully to ensure you don't "polo" the mug)
3. Generally cutting related activity
Also, being a Jedi comes with some useful skills, notably being able to make the lightsabre for all your cutting related needs, but in order to make sure I have all the bases covered I'm asking for suggestions.
So far all I can think of is:
1. Lift vehicle without using jack when needing to change a tyre
2. Mind control during pay rise time
Anything else?
I'd avoid anything religious in inter departmental gatherings, just too controversial.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomeno...
And YES, I did add it to my Census forms!! LOL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomeno...
And YES, I did add it to my Census forms!! LOL
aclivity said:
We are having a departmental meeting next week, and have been pre warned that the "icebreaker" introduction activity is "what superpower would you have and why".
My special power would be a large powerful fist to smash the faces of people in who think these kind of activities are of any use, ever.Unless of course your business is in the business of selling superpowers.
I'd be torn between wolverine (avec adamantium) or anyone that can Fly.
Rogue's fly and super strength are cool, but not being able to knob the missus would suck.
Superman's skills are just overpowered IMO.
Jedi is a good one, I'd need a lightsaber, an R2 unit and a Speeder Bike to really make it worthwhile.
Rogue's fly and super strength are cool, but not being able to knob the missus would suck.
Superman's skills are just overpowered IMO.
Jedi is a good one, I'd need a lightsaber, an R2 unit and a Speeder Bike to really make it worthwhile.
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This?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QtX1emzDt54
30 Rock.......funniest show on tv atm! (imo of course
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QtX1emzDt54
30 Rock.......funniest show on tv atm! (imo of course
)You could scare everyone there by doing something out of the ordinary. Just for a laugh, I know its a bit radical and might get you into trouble, but why not go to the department meeting and get some work done. You know, achieve something. Earn your wages.
Our "icebreakers" usually start with the understanding that everyone present is an adult.
Our "icebreakers" usually start with the understanding that everyone present is an adult.
I didn't want to do the ice breaker, however my boss thinks they are a good idea. I call them "slow creeping death".
Last year I suggested that we actually spend the December meeting actually doing some work, as we only get together as a department twice a year. We managed 2 hours of sense in the whole day.
I like the idea of getting a stooge to do the dying bit.
Last year I suggested that we actually spend the December meeting actually doing some work, as we only get together as a department twice a year. We managed 2 hours of sense in the whole day.
I like the idea of getting a stooge to do the dying bit.
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