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[Lord Pikey]

I just stood on my laptop. Lower quarter of screen is now ducked.

fk wk st COCK MOTHER fkING tt ASS.

[R39S1]

How many bottles so far this evening?

[ChrisRS]

Why did you stand on it?

[dougc]

Bet you can't






























































read this

Damn you scroll wheel mouse :shakes fist:

[ytrebil]

I've almost done that a few times as I leave it at the side of my bed. Bad luck.

[Lord Pikey]

R39S1 said:

How many bottles so far this evening?

Works party, drinking since 11am uk time

[R39S1]

Lord Pikey said:

R39S1 said:

How many bottles so far this evening?

Works party, drinking since 11am uk time

How did I guess?

[SS HSV]

Take it back to the shop, demand a full refund because there is no warning notice saying it cannot be stood on. There that should do it.

Oh and tell them you are American

[Lord Pikey]

SS HSV said:

Take it back to the shop, demand a full refund because there is no warning notice saying it cannot be stood on. There that should do it.

Oh and tell them you are American

And yell that dell screens should take 15st of pissed man without cracked.

......now where did i put my home ins docs