handy tips number one

[apache]

my windy wipers started looking a bit scabby so for some reason I thought smearing vaseline on them would help smarten them up a bit....guess what, it did! lasts for ages too...god knows why we've got vaseline in the house. Oh, and don't use lard cos all the local dogs chase you

[funkyboogalooo]

credit where credit is due that car of yours looks absolutely awesome! would you mind if I saved the pic and put it on my homepage?

[apache]

thanks Mike, yours looks immaculate , feel free

[flasher]

What's this ??? A mutual appreciation society??

Apache, I know your car is painted in Vauxhall Nova Gold!!!!

(and I know why you had vaseline in the house you batty boy

>> Edited by flasher on Tuesday 5th February 22:39

[bennno]

apache,

your car looks lovely would you like to come to Le Mans with us this year?

Bennno

[flasher]

If you would care to check my profile apache, you will see a more classy colour!!!!

It's coming on the 1st March

Who needs vaseline?

[flasher]

Stick some vaseline on the paintwork apache.....

It's gone all rusty

[bennno]

Flash,

no it is supposed to be that colour... [BOOM,BOOM]

Benno

[apache]

my god it's laurel and hardy again......yes flash it's very nice, yes ben I would, can I send you the dosh now? (before Shaz spends it on another wardrobe)

[flasher]

Yeah benno, it's known as "Vauxhall Chevette Rust Gold"

[bennno]

I am still awaiting the ticket prices apache so hold on to your money....apache good to see you taking flashers jibes with such good humour....with his car being metallic primer grey he should not really be being so bolshy

Ben

[flasher]

Oh so that "I love the colour mate" stuff at the factory was b*****t was it?

How is your "VW red" Volks...Porsche??

[flasher]

quote:
can I send you the dosh now? (before Shaz spends it on another wardrobe)

Or some more vaseline..........

[bennno]

Flash,

only joking, it is one of the nicest grey colours i have ever seen on a car

Bennno

[flasher]

Cheers!!!

[bennno]

not that i am a big fan of grey as a rule..

Bennno

[JSG]

Dunno about Laurel and Hardy - who else remembers Mork and Mindy?

No Hilda and Stan Ogden - that's who they remind me of....

[apache]

primer grey!!...you mean it hasn't been given a final coat yet? can't wait it must be ace after the things Flash has being saying.

[apache]

sorry bout the delay in replying, been watching charlies angels again....what a superb piece of cinematographic art ...as I said on another thread ben, when you gonna buy a Tamora then? I've been playing that PCOTY cd over and if I was in your position I'd be at the dealers now

[flasher]

It HAS been painted you cheeky sod!!!

Yeah Apache I agree, when is benno going to place his order? His wallet was itching in Blackpool last week!!