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This is why I dont use mine every day! Far to many dence people around now!
Once had a women open her door onto my wing (330ci Sport) and scratch it then do it 3 more time whilst I was there filling up with petrol FFS! When I said to her to be carefull I got called all the names under the sun and told I couldnt drive! Had to bite my tongue and resolve the matter another way - neadless to say she came off worst in the end!
Once had a women open her door onto my wing (330ci Sport) and scratch it then do it 3 more time whilst I was there filling up with petrol FFS! When I said to her to be carefull I got called all the names under the sun and told I couldnt drive! Had to bite my tongue and resolve the matter another way - neadless to say she came off worst in the end!
MyM8V8 said:
Yep, same here, some pillock opened their door on to my rear ns wing, now need dentmaster x 2. It's amazing how, when I choose to park mine on its own, miles from anything else, I come back and some skinny ESN t
t in a wky old escort has parked 2 fking inches away!
Oh my God! I thought that I was alone with this problem, like you I always find the furthest away parking space thinking that no one else is daft enough to walk that far.t in a wky old escort has parked 2 fking inches away!Well about two or three weeks ago some joker thought he would have a laugh in his rusty transit, he parked so close to my drivers door that it was impossible to get between the vehicles yet alone open the door! He was definitley taking the piss as no one else was parked that far away, just a bright red ro and a rusty transit stuck forlornly in the middle of no where.
Ok, so it was funny, but climbing in trough the passenger side is a task in it's self...........I bet those little scoundrels were having a right old laugh sitting in a coffee shop watching me.
Upside, at least they didn't damage the car, and I did see the joke
slackalice said:
MyM8V8 said:
I'm thinking of getting a thick t**t alarm fitted to mine!
Know me first before you shout you mouth offEdited by MyM8V8 on Monday 15th December 16:49
Edited by MyM8V8 on Monday 15th December 17:24
slackalice said:
MyM8V8 said:
Yep, same here, some pillock opened their door on to my rear ns wing, now need dentmaster x 2. It's amazing how, when I choose to park mine on its own, miles from anything else, I come back and some skinny ESN tt in a wky old escort has parked 2 fking inches away!
Oh my God! I thought that I was alone with this problem, like you I always find the furthest away parking space thinking that no one else is daft enough to walk that far.t in a wky old escort has parked 2 fking inches away!Well about two or three weeks ago some joker thought he would have a laugh in his rusty transit, he parked so close to my drivers door that it was impossible to get between the vehicles yet alone open the door! He was definitley taking the piss as no one else was parked that far away, just a bright red ro and a rusty transit stuck forlornly in the middle of no where.
Ok, so it was funny, but climbing in trough the passenger side is a task in it's self...........I bet those little scoundrels were having a right old laugh sitting in a coffee shop watching me.
Upside, at least they didn't damage the car, and I did see the joke
king need for it! S600VXR said:
This is why I dont use mine every day! Far to many dence people around now!
Once had a women open her door onto my wing (330ci Sport) and scratch it then do it 3 more time whilst I was there filling up with petrol FFS! When I said to her to be carefull I got called all the names under the sun and told I couldnt drive! Had to bite my tongue and resolve the matter another way - neadless to say she came off worst in the end!
Once had a women open her door onto my wing (330ci Sport) and scratch it then do it 3 more time whilst I was there filling up with petrol FFS! When I said to her to be carefull I got called all the names under the sun and told I couldnt drive! Had to bite my tongue and resolve the matter another way - neadless to say she came off worst in the end!
I'm intrigued, what did you do? did you take her out with a single bullet sniper style
pa07 bat said:
S600VXR said:
This is why I dont use mine every day! Far to many dence people around now!
Once had a women open her door onto my wing (330ci Sport) and scratch it then do it 3 more time whilst I was there filling up with petrol FFS! When I said to her to be carefull I got called all the names under the sun and told I couldnt drive! Had to bite my tongue and resolve the matter another way - neadless to say she came off worst in the end!
Once had a women open her door onto my wing (330ci Sport) and scratch it then do it 3 more time whilst I was there filling up with petrol FFS! When I said to her to be carefull I got called all the names under the sun and told I couldnt drive! Had to bite my tongue and resolve the matter another way - neadless to say she came off worst in the end!
I'm intrigued, what did you do? did you take her out with a single bullet sniper style
I thought that. Rogers a gangster. Did she get home and find her dog in the oven
I aint messing with him no more
last time i parked in a pay and display i took up two spaces and put a ticket in each window. Got back to the car and i was being ticketed explained to the jobsworth that i had infact purchased both spaces for my stay and he should politely fcuk off. he tried to do me for parking contravention but i argued it and won!
also parked in tesco once over two spaces and some tt had a go at me, funny he was driving an old wanky escort as well!
also parked in tesco once over two spaces and some t
t had a go at me, funny he was driving an old wanky escort as well!I'd only had my Ro a couple of months when I returned to find the mother of all parking dents in the rear wing one day. Dent man has done a good job but I can still see it.
So, whenever I can, I park as far from other vehicles as possible. However, that didn't help me a few christmases ago when I went to Toys r Us at about 9.30 one evening to buy pressies for the nieces and nephews.
There were probably 40-50 cars in the car park, so I went several rows away from the store and parked entirely on my own. Came back to this (apologies for the very crappy phone pic):
The picture haqs not been edited in any way whatsoever. All those apparently-empty spaces in the car park are, in fact, empty spaces. What the FAAAAAAAAAAARK is wrong with these people? Is it sheep mentality or what? He/She could have parked one, two, three spaces from me and still been away from the rest of the shoppers, but oh no, let's just ram our japanese stheap right up the side of the only lone car in the car park.
Seriously, what the fking hell goes through their heads? One of these days I'm just going to sit and wait for them to return and carry out my own special version of the spanish, sorry, Australian, Inquisition.
So, whenever I can, I park as far from other vehicles as possible. However, that didn't help me a few christmases ago when I went to Toys r Us at about 9.30 one evening to buy pressies for the nieces and nephews.
There were probably 40-50 cars in the car park, so I went several rows away from the store and parked entirely on my own. Came back to this (apologies for the very crappy phone pic):
The picture haqs not been edited in any way whatsoever. All those apparently-empty spaces in the car park are, in fact, empty spaces. What the FAAAAAAAAAAARK is wrong with these people? Is it sheep mentality or what? He/She could have parked one, two, three spaces from me and still been away from the rest of the shoppers, but oh no, let's just ram our japanese s
theap right up the side of the only lone car in the car park.Seriously, what the f
king hell goes through their heads? One of these days I'm just going to sit and wait for them to return and carry out my own special version of the spanish, sorry, Australian, Inquisition.
. Having just parked up, I was watching a woman reversing into her space, hit the car behind quite hard, she pulled out, and parked a few spaces beyone. As I sat there, the car which had been hit, not much dmage apart from the cracked plate, the owner approached.
Told him what I had seen, "Tks mate, I'll just sit here till she comes out".
She made no effort whatsoever to even see what damage she had done, or to leave a note. Personally If I had made a c0ck up of parking and damaged someones car, I would feel obliged to leave a note on the screen for them.
But don't you think parking spaces should be a tad wider anyway, a load of the bigger cars can only just fit in the spaces, and lets face it, the supermarket etc is rarelly FULL, car parks possibly, but just a few less spaces, and realistic widths would help us all.
Told him what I had seen, "Tks mate, I'll just sit here till she comes out".
She made no effort whatsoever to even see what damage she had done, or to leave a note. Personally If I had made a c0ck up of parking and damaged someones car, I would feel obliged to leave a note on the screen for them.
But don't you think parking spaces should be a tad wider anyway, a load of the bigger cars can only just fit in the spaces, and lets face it, the supermarket etc is rarelly FULL, car parks possibly, but just a few less spaces, and realistic widths would help us all.
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