INTRASHIP PREALERT ADVISORY

[mechsympathy]

Oh dear god! I've just had this as an email header from DH Hell. You just know that a bunch of semi-illiterates have emailed each other search results from a thesaurus website until they've come up with the most incomprehensible (so, in their eyes the most intelligent sounding) load of bks.

And the worst thing is they probably congratulated each other on a great bit of work and refer to it as the IPA.

ETA On second thoughts, the worst thing is that the feckless bunch of incompetents have my package so the chances of me seeing it this side of christmas is pretty much zero. Which is particularly annoying as it's the christmas pudding

Edited by mechsympathy on Tuesday 16th December 09:04

[jeremyc]

The geeks have been watching too much Star Trek again, haven't they.

[Yugguy]

Best way of saying "haven't a clue where your package is" EVER.

[mechsympathy]

Yugguy said:

Best way of saying "haven't a clue where your package is" EVER.

[Neil_H]

mechsympathy said:

You just know that a bunch of semi-illiterates have emailed each other search results from a thesaurus website until they've come up with the most incomprehensible (so, in their eyes the most intelligent sounding) load of bks.

You mean Americans?

[Raffles]

Neil_H said:

mechsympathy said:

You just know that a bunch of semi-illiterates have emailed each other search results from a thesaurus website until they've come up with the most incomprehensible (so, in their eyes the most intelligent sounding) load of bks.

You mean Americans?

They have ruined the english language

[mechsympathy]

It's arrived! Is this a first? DH Hell have actually delivered something, and pretty quickly at that. Altough I'm fully expecting an apologetic email when they realise they can't find it in the depot

[NiceCupOfTea]

mechsympathy said:

an apologetic email

Don't you mean a POSTSHIP APOLOGETICALISATION ADVISORY?

[mechsympathy]