Memory seats

[cv8 mike]

Had to laugh, i've not had the Ro for long and just finding out bits and pieces about it. The other day I found two condoms(new ones before anyone asks) under the spare wheel then when I found the seat buttons a day later setting 3 put the seat all the way down. LOL
I'm starting to wonder about the cars one previous lady owner

[Hex]

My mrs the other day was "testing" how far back her seat would go for some reason.

Like I'd mess the inside of the car up for that!

[racebreed1]

i broke the seat of my metro by doing that!!!!!!!

had to try to drive home as well afterwards with the welds on the seat broken, every time i broke the seat moved forward!

[Bonnie and clyde]

racebreed1 said:

i broke the seat of my metro by doing that!!!!!!!

had to try to drive home as well afterwards with the welds on the seat broken, every time i broke the seat moved forward!

Racebreed i'm guessing your 3 foot 4 METRO. MMMMMMMMMM bet that was fun

Edited by Bonnie and clyde on Tuesday 16th December 10:56

[Bonnie and clyde]

cv8 mike said:

Had to laugh. The other day I found two condoms
I'm starting to wonder about the cars one previous lady owner

At least you know she was a careful lady owner

[Bonnie and clyde]

Hex said:

My mrs the other day was "testing" how far back her seat would go for some reason.

Like I'd mess the inside of the car up for that!

No mate, quite right. Your married now
In the bed only for you from now on

[racebreed1]

Bonnie and clyde said:

racebreed1 said:

i broke the seat of my metro by doing that!!!!!!!

had to try to drive home as well afterwards with the welds on the seat broken, every time i broke the seat moved forward!

Racebreed i'm guessing your 3 foot 4 METRO. MMMMMMMMMM bet that was fun

Edited by Bonnie and clyde on Tuesday 16th December 10:56

well im actually 6ft 2in and 17 1/2 stone!
im a unit (So to speak!)

hence why i broke the seat

[cv8 mike]

Bonnie and clyde said:

At least you know she was a careful lady owner

[Hex]

Bonnie and clyde said:

Racebreed i'm guessing your 3 foot 4 METRO. MMMMMMMMMM bet that was fun

Mini's used to be supprisingly roomy.. with both front seats put in the up position.. you ended up with a nice amount of space in the rear...

And Mel the mrs wishes she even got that, Im getting old and Im married. She can't expect too much can she.

[Bonnie and clyde]

Hex said:

Bonnie and clyde said:

Racebreed i'm guessing your 3 foot 4 METRO. MMMMMMMMMM bet that was fun

Mini's used to be supprisingly roomy.. with both front seats put in the up position.. you ended up with a nice amount of space in the rear...

And Mel the mrs wishes she even got that, Im getting old and Im married. She can't expect too much can she.

I used to have a mini so i know what you mean. Did you ever draw pics in the steam on the windows afterwards. It sort of passed the time once you realised that after the sex you had nothing else in common maybe that was just me
Anyway about getting old and being married you should still be at the honeymoon stage. Its only been a couple of months. Tell you what when you come to the midlands meet I'll take your Mrs round to Simply Pleasure. That should liven you up a bit


Just wanted to add that you are damaging my fragile little mind

Edited by Bonnie and clyde on Tuesday 16th December 15:09

[S600VXR]

Please - no more reference to shagging in mini's...!!

[Bonnie and clyde]

S600VXR said:

Please - no more reference to shagging in mini's...!!

Why? Does it bring back memories?

[S600VXR]

Well being heavier than "Mr Unit" above I never owned a mini... had a Dolomite though... and it was old at the time let alone now before you guess my age!

[Hex]

a Old Triumph Dolly, still not the same league as a mini

And Mel Im warping yours! you lead me astray.

Honeymoon lasted a week.. then it was back to normal. Me working far too much and spending far too much time on the internet

[racebreed1]

S600VXR said:

Well being heavier than "Mr Unit" above I never owned a mini... had a Dolomite though... and it was old at the time let alone now before you guess my age!

all i said was that i was a unit not the fattest man on here!

[Bonnie and clyde]

racebreed1 said:

S600VXR said:

Well being heavier than "Mr Unit" above I never owned a mini... had a Dolomite though... and it was old at the time let alone now before you guess my age!

all i said was that i was a unit not the fattest man on here!

Whats a "unit"

[eileenb]

For those contemplating heavy petting in their small vehicle - best buy a convertible!

[Bonnie and clyde]

eileenb said:

For those contemplating heavy petting in their small vehicle - best buy a convertible!

I did that too. 95 Escort XR3i six months old. Was a lot easier. If space is a problem though its best to get out of the car, unless of course its freezing. I think that situation its best to go home and have a cup of tea
You cant beat a nice cuppa tea


Had to laugh Eileen at the Heavy Petting. It reminds me of when i go swimming. NO PETTING IN THE POOL

[eileenb]

Bonnie and clyde said:

Had to laugh Eileen at the Heavy Petting. It reminds me of when i go swimming. NO PETTING IN THE POOL

Yes, I remember the swimming pool police.

No running, no diving, no bombing, no petting

Edited by eileenb on Tuesday 16th December 18:43

[cv8 mike]

Bonnie and clyde said:

eileenb said:

For those contemplating heavy petting in their small vehicle - best buy a convertible!

If space is a problem though its best to get out of the car, unless of course its freezing

Best make sure the bonnets clean then, could leave some interesting markings