Asda adverts - "It's beginning to look a bit like Christmas"
Asda adverts - "It's beginning to look a bit like Christmas"
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NiceCupOfTea

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25,586 posts

280 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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FcensoredK OFF!

Jesus suffering fk, ** 3 ** fking times every ad break. fk right off, I will never darken your fking doors you s.


Silverbullet767

11,271 posts

235 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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Is it not 'alot like christmas'??

hehe

Edited by Silverbullet767 on Tuesday 16th December 12:33

Wacky Racer

41,307 posts

276 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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Where's your Christmas spirit........biggrin

oobster

7,683 posts

240 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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It's that other supermarket advert thats boiling my urine - I think it's Sainsburys. That smiley-faced bint thats having a party "Did you make these mince pies?".

I don't think i'd ever get fed up punching her in her big smiley face. Bint.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

263 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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It's a deal. From now on, I'll only visit Asda on the 25th of December.

JazD

284 posts

217 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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6/10

randomman

2,215 posts

218 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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Humbug humgub humbu.. does anyone want a mint humbug?

Heskey

4,048 posts

222 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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NiceCupOfTea said:
FcensoredK OFF!

Jesus suffering fk, ** 3 ** fking times every ad break. fk right off, I will never darken your fking doors you s.
rofl

I think you should break into their PA room and announce the above.

Neil_H

15,418 posts

280 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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NiceCupOfTea said:
FcensoredK OFF!

Jesus suffering fk, ** 3 ** fking times every ad break. fk right off, I will never darken your fking doors you s.
I agree, I don't watch a lot of TV but that fking music seems to be on every time I do. punch

Silverbullet767

11,271 posts

235 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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It's not as bad as the iceland adverts though.

54389 chicken legs, only £5!!

That's why the poor mum's go to iceland...

Steamer

14,180 posts

242 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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Yes it gets on my tits too - bloody annoying tune.

HOWEVER!...

...it isnt even on the same ball park as that Fecking 'wench in a tent' - Council Katona, and that Aussie tt Donovan... a little part of him must die everytime he sees Kylie Minogue and he thinks 'Thats what I could of had... and look at where I am now'


"Its Cold Outside.." shout GOOD! Well fk off back to Australia... its warmer over there.

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

251 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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Steamer said:
Yes it gets on my tits too - bloody annoying tune.

HOWEVER!...

...it isnt even on the same ball park as that Fecking 'wench in a tent' - Council Katona, and that Aussie tt Donovan... a little part of him must die everytime he sees Kylie Minogue and he thinks 'Thats what I could of had... and look at where I am now'


"Its Cold Outside.." shout GOOD! Well fk off back to Australia... its warmer over there.
AND the morrisons one, bunbch of turds!! Like Denise Van Oughten (sp) gives a fk where the hamster is!!

jamoor

14,506 posts

244 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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Ha ha my solution is don't watch television and download everything

Steamer

14,180 posts

242 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
Steamer said:
something nasty about fat bint on telly
AND the morrisons one, bunbch of turds!! Like Denise Van Oughten (sp) gives a fk where the hamster is!!
rofl I always thought she looked a bit kinky







sorry boxedin

chevykevv

1,447 posts

236 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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Watch this, it'll take your mind off it. wink




http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7MLTGpHvlLU


Edited by chevykevv on Tuesday 16th December 13:08

aka_kerrly

12,505 posts

239 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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Those adverts do my head in but if you think the adverts on TV are bad, youre lucky if you have never worked in a supermarket around christmas.I worked at asda during a gap year and the christmas decorations and adverts began BEFORE Haloween but then get put on hold from end october to 5th November and then they start again non stop until christmas day.
The adverts and christmas tunes are non stop, throughout the day you hear the "beginning to look like christmas.." and all the other tacky lines about 10+times a hour with maybe at most 15 different christmas tunes + the single of the week mixed in for good measure. Its no wonder people have no christmas spirit left by Xmas Day.

dave

Eddh

4,656 posts

221 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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NiceCupOfTea said:
FcensoredK OFF!

Jesus suffering fk, ** 3 ** fking times every ad break. fk right off, I will never darken your fking doors you s.
I know what you mean I fking hate Christmas and all the bks adverts that go with it. That is why I specifically avoid the tele during the Christmas period.

Vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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As for the M&S adds. A load of Models prancing around in underwear, and the Take that boys are sitting there just laughing. Tells you all you need to know about Take That. If that was my house, In 5 mins I'd being doing one of the models hard over the sofa, while she is giving some well needed oral to Twiggy.

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

251 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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Vixpy1 said:
As for the M&S adds. A load of Models prancing around in underwear, and the Take that boys are sitting there just laughing. Tells you all you need to know about Take That. If that was my house, In 5 mins I'd being doing one of the models hard over the sofa, while she is giving some well needed oral to Twiggy.
rofl

Of course you would and we wouldn't expect anything less from you wink

Simpo Two

92,708 posts

294 months

Tuesday 16th December 2008
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Perry Como I think. I had just managed to get it out of my mind when Radio Quiet FM played the whole things. Very nice, what with harmonies and stuff. Bet yer average pop star couldn't sing it!