Sexsomnia

[Jimbeaux]

This is a real condition, but is also sounds like a whole new set of criminal activity defenses

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/joepublic/2008/d...

[Steamer]

Apparently a friend of mine is a 'night-time-self-abuser'





....although I think this might just have been an excuse because he got caught playing the willie-banjo in the small hours by his mrs.

[stuart-b]

I was asleep officer, honest.

Yes, I was sleep walking AT the time.

No, I do not remember anything.

Get in the car? ok...

[steve.c]

Documentry on tv about this other evening, some fella was forcing himself often violently on his partner while asleep, he would awake in the morning apparently having no recolection.

[Tampon]

I do this, middle of the night wake up to find myself rogering the GF in not so friendly way, luckily she is rather fond of it.

Most previous partners I have always had a bit of a fiddle with whilst asleep.

Try not to be in bed with women when it is not "on".

[Steamer]

steve.c said:

Documentry on tv about this other evening, some fella was forcing himself often violently on his partner while asleep, he would awake in the morning apparently having no recolection.

I saw that too... he's a brave man.

I'd have need at least 8 pints to mount that one!

[Mobile Chicane]

Doesn't bother me... else why get into bed?

Though what was attempted with the air conditioning unit post BTAP remains a mystery...

[liner33]

Saw the documentary some weeks back with the Canadian guy who had shagged a girl at a party whilst asleep, they had fallen asleep on a large sofa but were total strangers, when she reported it and he heard that a girl had reported being assaulted he handed himself in

I'm sure he knew he had had sex that night , i mean when the first pee of the day hits the bathroom wall its always a clue you got lucky

[Jimbeaux]

liner33 said:

Saw the documentary some weeks back with the Canadian guy who had shagged a girl at a party whilst asleep, they had fallen asleep on a large sofa but were total strangers, when she reported it and he heard that a girl had reported being assaulted he handed himself in

I'm sure he knew he had had sex that night , i mean when the first pee of the day hits the bathroom wall its always a clue you got lucky

[911motorsport]

Peeing in kettles, jumping through windows, eating beans on toast and singing wildly, very loudly. These might sound the activities of drunk students but they are the type of events that can haunt people in their sleep.

I'm exhona, exonar.......exhonour..........

excused!

[oobster]

Steamer said:

steve.c said:

Documentry on tv about this other evening, some fella was forcing himself often violently on his partner while asleep, he would awake in the morning apparently having no recolection.

I saw that too... he's a brave man.

I'd have need at least 8 pints to mount that one!

I watched this documentary last night, she looked the type that she'd need 8 pints before she'd let anyone anywhere near her. He's only trying to grab you during the night because your a frigid cow!

[Bushmaster]

Jimbeaux said:

This is a real condition, but is also sounds like a whole new set of criminal activity defenses

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/joepublic/2008/d...

Didn't have you down as a Guardian reader Jimbo.

[Simond001]

liner33 said:

Saw the documentary some weeks back with the Canadian guy who had shagged a girl at a party whilst asleep, they had fallen asleep on a large sofa but were total strangers, when she reported it and he heard that a girl had reported being assaulted he handed himself in

If i am correct, this guys ex girlfriends stated that he was a frequent sleep shagger.

[Jimbeaux]

Bushmaster said:

Jimbeaux said:

This is a real condition, but is also sounds like a whole new set of criminal activity defenses

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/joepublic/2008/d...

Didn't have you down as a Guardian reader Jimbo.

I found it in several places but went for a UK source.

[Tunku]

I do this a lot. I will now show this thread to Mrs. Tunku, just to show her it's nothing to do with the bottle of whiskey.